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November 14, 2012 / Posted by:

Gustavo Almodovar, a former news reporter in Orlando, FL and verbal hypnotist.

If you’re pronouncing Gustavo’s last name like “All-mo-di-var,” then slap your tongue and come correct, because that’s now how you pronounce it. Once you press play on Gustavo’s sign-off supercut, there’s no going back and you’ll learn how Gustavo pronounces his last name and it will never leave your head. I watched this at Jezebel yesterday and it’s still embedded in my brain. You know those penny press machines that press a picture into a penny? YouTube is the penny press machine, that video is the picture and my brain is the penny. (That last part was generous, because my thoughts are barely worth a damn cent.)

When he says “Gustavo” he uses his job interview voice and then he suddenly becomes Swedish or German right before he says “Ah-Meh-Doe-Var!” It’s like he’s greeting me in another language. It’s hypnotizing and it’s with me forever. Just be prepared, because for the rest of the day I might sign off all my posts with: Gu-Stah-Vo Ah-Meh-Doe-Var!

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