Why Hello There, Kristen Stewart's Ass Cheeks
That picture might look familiar to you, because it's exactly what you see every Christmas when your nana drinks too much spiked cider, goes wild, jumps on the coffee table and lifts up her lace slip to freak dance to "Holly Jolly Christmas."
For her very last Twilight premiere, Kristen Stewart gave the Twihards the gift of her butt cakes by wearing granny panties and a see-through dress. Kristen Stewart is supposedly a miserable spotlight hater who would rather take a shower than get her picture taken, so wearing a dress that makes everyone look at her nalgas and crotch area was a good move! Nothing says "DON'T LOOK AT ME, I HATE ATTENTION" like wearing a see-through dress, right? But sarcasm aside, this is the hottest KStew has looked in a long time. She looks like an Appalachian Rita Hayworth. I bet that when the designer asked for his dress back at the end of the night, KStew burped up a nacho crumb and said, "Ah smoked it!"
Oh yeah, Robert Pattinson was also there in a green Christmas suit, but who cares about him. The bigger story here is that the last ever Twatlight premiere happened in Los Angeles and the Twihards didn't go crazy. Did the LAPD shoot them all with tranquilizer darts beforehand? Some of these crazy bitches camped out for almost a week to see RPattz's face close up and so they should be losing their minds. Los Angeles should be under an ocean of panty pudding, tears and blood from the Twihards slitting their wrists since they have no reason to go on anymore! Oh, Twihards, I thought I knew you. I thought I knew you.
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I don't think your see-through dress counts as "risque" if you wear granny pants underneath.
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~~~ Woosah ~~~~
She tries way to hard to be cool.
To the point she is uncool.
I am still looking for this ass cheek of which you speaketh....
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"Oh, let me see if there's any fucks stuck under
my nails. Nope. Fresh out of fucks."
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 5:43pm.
So, some of you ladies are gonna throw me under the bus for wanting to sex up Kristen?
Do I know she can't act yes, do I know she has the personality of a dry cigarette smelling sock yes of course but do I think she looks so ugly you'd have to be insane to want to bang her...PUULEASE!
Just so you know I still love ALL of you no matter who YOU would do.
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Lone woman dissenter: I like K.Stew.
I concede that she's kind of mumbly and boring sometimes, but... I don't really care.
I think she's pretty, has a nice figure (it's ok that she has a small butt because she has a small everything-else). I like the dress, too. My only dislike is that the solid panels in the front are too thin.
Tiger Lily,
Exactly, she's showing off what she ain't got! You don't have an ass? Fine. But don't suck the life out of a hot dress with it. can you imagine if jlo wore this? I would faint from the beaooooty! These skinny girls need to leave this to the pros. And yes, Rose was the sex in her ho dress.
I can't put my finger on why, but I find this chick to be so incredibly boring. That's a nice dress and all, but why are we talking about her again? She makes me want to take a nap.
You're a millionaire, Robert! Get a fecking suit that fits. Have your stylists google pictures of Tom Hiddleston wearing a suit. It's called tailoring!
@Tigerlilly
yes it is. and in comparison that ass makes the Kardashicashmaker's look like 20 lbs of moldy flour dumped into a 5 lb bag
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:39pm.
@Tigerlilly:
lmfao!!! "rose mcgowan + bareassed" worked just fine
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Now THAT'S how a bare assed dress is done, thankyouverymuch.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by harperharper on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:38pm.
@tigerlilly
I remember that dress , it was black and lacey, much better than this one
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Yeah, it was shocking but that's what she was going for and bitch wore the hell out of it with a nice ass and some plumb tits. I can't blame her for showin' junk like that. I just CAN NOT imagine doing that in public, but that's what made it soooooo OUT THERE. Kristen manages to make an ass bearing dress FORGETTABLE.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@Tigerlilly:
lmfao!!! "rose mcgowan + bareassed" worked just fine
http://www.nude-scene.com/celebpicpost/posts/14.shtml
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@tigerlilly
I remember that dress , it was black and lacey, much better than this one
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 9:19pm
*crying*
what's the McGowan photo?
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Back when she was dating Manson. She wore an ASS bearing dress that bared her tatas too. I mean it was like 'WHAO, girl, I see ALL your junk' but I gotta say bitch look HWAT. Crazy as a shit house rat, yes, but HWAT as fuck. I'm sure you can google it. Rose Gowan + bare assed dress...I dunno. I'm too damn lazy to do that shit. Sowwy.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I can't believe that it took this photo to do it but here goes....
I officially do not know what is going on any longer.
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by WendyNerd on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 6:24pm.
Are you a fellow Brows Held High fan?!?!?!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
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Yes, yes I am. My old signature was a cinema snob quote.
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
God she bores me!
Notice the tan lines from her sports bra?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 9:19pm
*crying*
what's the McGowan photo?
/side-eye to Whamo with the intensity of a combined Louis Bullock and Suri glare
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Notice the tan lines from the sports bra?
I don't get showing off what you don't have. WHERE IS HER ASS???? Her thighs go all the way up to her lower back! I mean, I'm a white girl and I have a white girl assthetic when it comes to white girl asses (but I'm also ghetto so I know a good ka-donk regardless of skin color) and THAT is one pitiful excuse for even a white girl ass. Naw, HELL NAW. Rose McGowan did this and did it better cuz regardless of what you thought of her showing ALL her junk, at least she had junk to show. Bitch looked HWAT. This one? She looks hot if you're into 13 year old sullen tranny exhibitionists.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 7:07pm.
She's not ugly. Being ugly would at least be memorable. She's PLAIN.
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NO SIN worse than being PLAIN. *brrr* I just got a chill.
Whamo,
You know I love you long time -- hell, you're Canadian, you're practically #1 on my cheat list-- but honey, like Cashew said, she's just BLEH. no ass, no tits, no personality. I don't get it. But if you still want to hit it, wrap that puppy. Me and my homegirls don't want you bringing back any of that nasty HOllywood dickcheeze back home.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"In thumb 8 it looks like she's squatting down to bust a hot caca" PRICELESS COMMENT EVER
She always looks like she needs some fiber, her face is in eternal constipated state..but she is my cheating HO, my trampire sister, POWER TO THE TRMPIRE! she wants us all bitches in the world to know that she uses granny panties and even then, she got the hottest unicorn as a BF...This is my favorite kind of HO: SHAMELESS
She's not ugly. Being ugly would at least be memorable. She's PLAIN.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by CashewTime on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 6:41pm.
I'll give her that. And this might hurt you, but:
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I've seen worse than that Chewy BUT try as they might I still know she's a pretty one:P
Ugh! Pale girls should not wear nude. it looks like dirty nylons hanging out to dry. I like the idea of the dress though, but it would have worked a lot better in black, silver or red.
I agree, would have been beautiful in red.
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
Whamo,
She's not ugly, she's just BLAH as all hell! Even with makeup the blahness shines through lol. But she can act and I always forget her in films, so I'll give her that. And this might hurt you, but:
http://chiclooking.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/paltrow.jpg
see? Blah!
@ Clio
Haha! I doubt this stick could pull off that one either. You'd need curves for that or it would gap in all the wrong places? Halle Berry could wear the hell out of that one.
Submitted by CashewTime on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 5
Except about Goopy. You don't get a pass for that one!!
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LOL,
If this is considered ugly then there IS something wrong with me.
http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/12/Gwyneth-Paltrow.jpg
@ GG...I guess I'll have to sleep with you first then .lol!!
Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 5:53pm.
That color looks ridiculous on her pale skin and the design is straight out of a Fredrick's catalog, but then, she doesn't 'care' so why would she dress appropriately for this event?
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It does look straight out of Frederick's! Though if she wanted shock value and an outfit that would make her an iota interesting, she should have gone with this- http://www.fredericks.com/Illusion_Gown/42723,default,pd.html?cgid=li27&...
Submitted by WendyNerd on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 6:24pm.
Are you a fellow Brows Held High fan?!?!?!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I seriously want to make a salad out of Pattinson's suit. What, does he think another Batman flick is coming out and he's auditioning to play Poison Ivy?
OMG HE'D MAKE SUCH A HOT POISON IVY.
What? You know he'd totally be able to rock a bustier.
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
I like this except for the color. If it were pink and blue or some other variety of bright colors I'd love it.
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Lol @GG. For me it's Katy Perry and Goopy. Barfff
No wienner that touches KStew will ever go near my vagine or no-no hole. Period.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Aw Whamo, I still mostly wuv you :p. I kid, I kid. After you caught me talking about my ginger crush, I realized I couldn't say much ever again. Except about Goopy. You don't get a pass for that one!!
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 2:41pm.
I hate to go off topic this is one of the ALL TIME classic fuckjobs live on the radio
Sorry this is the one I meant it's much shorter
It's a prank call on a guys wife...keep in mind the husband is in on it and sitting in the radio studio....and THIS is what happened!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKXWHR7piVY&feature=related
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That is pure evil! Happy Birthday Honey! Now I'm going to prank you so that you believe I'm having an affair and lost my job!
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Did you hear it right to the end?
At the end of the clip she's so mad she admits "well I don't feel so bad now for FUCKING HIS BROTHER!"
She blurts out she fucked his BROTHER! BWAAHAAAA
Pic #8 - perhaps the most elegant pee-squat ever. Hope she didn't splash the kid.
women's fashions get scantier and scantier, are men's fashions ever gonna follow? I would much like to see some Robert Pattison ass.
So, some of you ladies are gonna throw me under the bus for wanting to sex up Kristen?
Do I know she can't act yes, do I know she has the personality of a dry cigarette smelling sock yes of course but do I think she looks so ugly you'd have to be insane to want to bang her...PUULEASE!
Just so you know I still love ALL of you no matter who YOU would do.
God she is pathetic, "Look at me you can see my ass" Please bitch it's been done before a million times or more and much better. Thank god this shitty francise is over and we never have to hear about it again. Why is being mediocre so popular?
Nothing says "DON'T LOOK AT ME, I HATE ATTENTION" like wearing a see-through dress, right?
Big luvvies to MK. I'm so sick of her lies about not liking attention.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 4:19pm.
THANK you. Not only do I hate how she's always letting her mouth hang open, but we're always seeing her sigh and wheeze through her giant front teeth! SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU BLAND BITCH.
As for that dress, it's like what a slutty granny would wear. It would be hard for even the sexiest woman to pull that off, but on her flabby, boring-ass body, it's like an exercise in dull.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
That color looks ridiculous on her pale skin and the design is straight out of a Fredrick's catalog, but then, she doesn't 'care' so why would she dress appropriately for this event?
I also dislike the smaller looking suits in the men's fashions these days. I do like the color/pattern though.
Well, at least she wasn't on her period.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012