Wednesday, November 14th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 13th!

In a show of solidarity, Wonder Woman runs in Lance Armstrong's new race, "Tour de Ol' Farts." Unfortunately, she was disqualified when she didn't let Lance win. - Half.Mexican.Wonder

Runners-up:

Wonder Woman realizes that she will never outrun her most fearsome foe, Captain Menopause. - longduckdong

Marvel's newest superhero: I Wonder if it's a Woman - Anita Bidet

Dr. Oz really goes the extra mile to prove he is in touch with women. - Norealis

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RichBitch's picture

Robbed again! *sadface*

Green Is Good's picture

Dude seriously. Lose the falsies. Have some dignity.

Get Serious's picture

"That's not a woman; that's a man, man!"

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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer

Sweetas's picture

Congrats funny peoples!!

Deb's picture

Congrats, winnahs! Good ones!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Scott in NYC's picture

These are all hilarious!!....Norealis really had me cracking up!!!!!!!!!!!!

lucitelover's picture

Tried thinking of something funny last night and drew nuthin but blanks. Very funny. Loving Cap'n Menopause lol

Vern's picture

These captions were WONDERful!!!!!!!!!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

FsWifey's picture

Steven Seagal is always looking for new ways to get us to watch him fight crime.

Vern's picture

Boy, those rich white republicans just refuse to let Karl Rove off the hook for losing the election.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

hat_trick's picture

Paula Broadwell emerges from hiding searching for her invisible peen...er, I mean plane.

crankenstein's picture

Madonna's relief efforts for far rock away included a mini marathon hosted by herself and another old fuck

Wonder woman's make up team kid slipping! Or did she forget to take her estrogen shots for about a month?

Danasaurus Sex's picture

The Race For the Cure.....for male breasts.

Jintess's picture

Fairly certian this isn't what Kramer was thinking when he came up with the "Bro"

Half.Mexican.Wonder's picture

Bitches still on the ho stroll in 2045: Phoebe Price, with Michael Lohan close behind.

lucitelover's picture

There's no Wondering, this Woman is a man!!

dfanintheD's picture

Lance's tiny titty balls are proof positive of the feminizing effects of his doping regimen.

Half.Mexican.Wonder's picture

The Republican Party's new mascot: Wonder Where We Went Wrong Woman. There are binders full of them!

Mani6's picture

At the Run Like Rihannas Tenhead 5K race, Steve Bescemi is looking a little grim at 4K.

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Half.Mexican.Wonder's picture

In a show of solidarity, Wonder Woman runs in Lance Armstrong's new race, "Tour de Ol' Farts." Unfortunately, she was disqualified when she didn't let Lance win.

After their ass whooping in the 2012 elections, the Republican National Committee floats its latest idea to be more relatable to the modern American woman...

Soultonic's picture

Richard Simmons runs to raise money for the Amazonian Women Addicted to Steroids charity.

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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful

Vern's picture

looks like Richard Simmons decided to butch it up for the marathon.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Dammit Travolta, you already got into Hairspray....stay away from Wonder Woman.

GingerSoul's picture

Bill O'Reilly tries to forget last week's massive beat down by running incognito in a TeaParty sponsored 10k race.

atlantapug's picture

Awww, Justin Bieber finally grew up.

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

MISSterious's picture

WONDER (if that's a) WOMAN

* * * * I HEART CAVEMEN & DEXTER & DAMON * * * *

Wonder. Whoa. Man.

Jintess's picture

Doesn't matter what you wear Petraeus, the Amazons will still vote you off the island.

themoreyoucrythelessicare's picture

Dr. Oz really knew the world was waiting for him!

Tyroan's picture

You guys... I think Lance quit steroids and testosterone for real.

Mani6's picture

Topping the list of Women Who Aren't Aging Nicely, Lynda Carter stills tries to be a Wonder Woman.

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empiregirl's picture

Jon Hamm's foreskin is always going for the gold!

Wow, what a great audience.

debbiedoesnothing's picture

So that's what Dr. Oz was hiding under those scrubs.

Is Jack Nicholson really that hard up for roles these days?

Is Jack Nicholson this hard up for roles these days?

Strepsi's picture

Somebody needs to wrap her golden Lasso of Truth around a mirror.

WendyNerd's picture

Lindsay Lohan is a survivor!
...and a superhero and a future oscar winner...

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It's all over. Everyone go home.

Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie

christine the hoff's picture

Chris Noth is in good shape for his age.
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"The stars shone. The gate creaked.The air was fresh."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxdiJ74AL5Y

loozer's picture

The effect of Davey's death on Mickey Dolenz was far more shocking than expected.
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GingeMinge's picture

He was later disqualified for riding his invisible Segway during the entire middle portion of the course.

anonymouscrazycatlover's picture

Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 9:32pm.
Lindsay Lohan is a survivor!
...and a superhero and a future oscar winner...
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HA! Winner!

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

RichBitch's picture

Lindsay Lohan is a survivor!
...and a superhero and a future oscar winner...

Ashton Cruz's picture

And just like it happened to Merryl Streep, Goldie Hawn and Dick Clark, Linda Carter's bottle of Siempre Viva! Stopped working. Never trust Isabella Rosselini.

thejaxster's picture

despite riding that dirty john mayer dick, i think katy still looks great!

dfanintheD's picture

At the Bakersfield Turkey Trot, Bruce Jenner upbraided Kim and proved he's still a better athlete than any of her boyfriends.