Just 7 months after birthing out her first kid Astala, Rotten Peaches Geldof told Hello Magazine (via The Sun) that another baby moved up into her womb 3 and a half months ago. Well, when you’re Peaches Geldof, what else is there to do? One half of the day is spent prying your kid off of the sidewalk and the other half is spent squeezing a baby batter load out of your man. You can’t blame Peaches, because if your husband looked like a middle-aged Eurasian lesbian who teaches women’s studies at Vassar, you too would constantly ride that shit until a baby popped out.
Peaches is already telling the world what she’s having and she and her piece Thomas Cohen have already picked out a name. They’re going to name that poor kid PHAEDRA PHAE.DRA.
“It’s a name that comes from an ancient Greek play. But it also features in a song Tom and I both love called Some Velvet Morning by Lee Hazlewood. Finding out I was pregnant again so soon was quite a shock. Tom was so happy. He loves being a dad so much and is brilliant with Astala, who totally adores him, so he was over the moon. I, on the other hand, did have a momentary panic and go, ‘Oh my God, we’re going to have a one-year-old and a one-month-old! How will we cope?’ But Tom was so supportive and relaxed, it banished my doubts and I started imagining the two boys growing up together as the best of friends. It will be great for Astala to have Phaedra to play with.”
Never mind Peaches’ obvious Over the Moon violation, bitch is naming a boy Phaedra. There’s only one way to express my feelings on Peaches naming her son PHAEDRA:
Yes, that name deserves Phaedra Parks’ signature side-to-side eye roll. And here’s some pictures of Baby Astala. I know, Peaches’ coat looks so shiny and luscious in those pictures.