Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Not The One cat who really isn’t the one and won’t let anybody look at it funny, even its own reflection.
If you have to go to work today, then you probably woke up with semi-permanent bitchface which mean it’s Monday again! You’re mad at who ever is responsible for inventing Mondays and so you take it out on everyone. This mad pussy knows what I’m talking about. It’s ready to shank at everyone and everything. It’s starting with the cat in the mirror and it’s making it change its ways by trying to cut it up. In this cat’s defense, its reflection is looking at it sideways so it deserves a little pussy wrath.
Happy Monday, everyone! I hope you started the day off right by trying to whoop your own reflection. (You’ll make up with your reflection later after you get drunk and bump tongues with it.)
via Buzzfeed (For Jake)