Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 11, 2012 / Posted by:

Actually, this is more like the Hot Anti-Slut of the Day.

Are you tired of horny, stray dogs always trying to sniff and hump on your virgin lady dog? Commonfuckingsense and Bob Barker tells you to solve that problem by getting your dog spayed, but if you get your dog spayed then there’s really no reason for her to work these incredibly sexy Chastity Panties for dogs created by Chinese Taiwanese inventor Zhang Daxing. I see you, China Taiwan, trying to out-Japan Japan.

The Daily Mail, the authority on dog chastity panties, says that Zhang Daxing designed these lipstick-blocking chonies after he noticed that many pristine lady dogs were getting bothered by rough, nasty, uncouth stray boy dogs. So he created $39 chastity panties that make it impossible for those Gerard Butler dogs to sniff on a lady dog. One customer bought a pair of Todd Akin panties for her dog and it’s the best thing she’s EVER done, “It’s a brilliant idea. My girl is very sensitive and I find it very offensive when these rough strays start sniffing around her.”

Yes, this mess is ridiculous and a waste of money, but Zhang Daxing has the right idea with that design. Zhang Daxing should keep the design exactly the same and just make bigger sizes for humans. On dogs, that hole is for their tail, but on humans, that hole is for easy access. Turn those anti-slut panties into pro-slut panties! I too would throw an over-the-shoulder, come hither look if I had strawberries on my ass.

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