Sunday, November 11th 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Actually, this is more like the Hot Anti-Slut of the Day.

Are you tired of horny, stray dogs always trying to sniff and hump on your virgin lady dog? Commonfuckingsense and Bob Barker tells you to solve that problem by getting your dog spayed, but if you get your dog spayed then there's really no reason for her to work these incredibly sexy Chastity Panties for dogs created by Chinese Taiwanese inventor Zhang Daxing. I see you, China Taiwan, trying to out-Japan Japan.

The Daily Mail, the authority on dog chastity panties, says that Zhang Daxing designed these lipstick-blocking chonies after he noticed that many pristine lady dogs were getting bothered by rough, nasty, uncouth stray boy dogs. So he created $39 chastity panties that make it impossible for those Gerard Butler dogs to sniff on a lady dog. One customer bought a pair of Todd Akin panties for her dog and it's the best thing she's EVER done, "It's a brilliant idea. My girl is very sensitive and I find it very offensive when these rough strays start sniffing around her."

Yes, this mess is ridiculous and a waste of money, but Zhang Daxing has the right idea with that design. Zhang Daxing should keep the design exactly the same and just make bigger sizes for humans. On dogs, that hole is for their tail, but on humans, that hole is for easy access. Turn those anti-slut panties into pro-slut panties! I too would throw an over-the-shoulder, come hither look if I had strawberries on my ass.

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I make little 'bikinis' for my bitches when they come in heat.

I make them for the dogs, too.

Dogs cycle every 6 months. We've always used the little bikinis & put a pad in.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Haha, hekki, you made me think 20 years back . My then best friend's mom was breeding Turkish Van cats and his sister had pissed him off, so he rubbed the mouthpiece of her flute against one of the cat's,who was in heat , hooha. I was so fucking grossed out, but I still didn't tell her he had done it hahahahaa

Hekki's picture

I thought you were supposed to put Vicks VapoRub near their vadges if they were in heat.

My friend's mom bred Abyssinian cats and they would drip their juice all over and it smelled. *dry heaves*.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Why won't Courtney Stodden go AWAY already????

If you are a breeder or own a show dog they can't be spayed or neutered. I refuse to breed my dogs can't stand those who do.
How can you put for sale puppies that your dog had? I never ever could.

Ridiculous. Spay and neuter!

salacious's picture

In humans, those would be the "pro-chaste poon panties", for those girls who are protective of their himens so they favor anal intercourse. True story!

Esteem's picture

"I too would throw an over-the-shoulder, come hither look if I had strawberries on my ass."

So, that's what? Every Friday night MK?

christine the hoff's picture

spay the bitch! I only have male dogs, but still who needs a dog who gets her rag on??? gross.

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little_rascal's picture

LOL @ all the comments!
By the way there's an internet company called Piddler on the Woof that's been selling doggy diapers for females in season for many years. They come in different fabrics and sizes. I ordered from them before, because when my previous doggy was 17, she had a stroke and she became blind, deaf and incontinent, and dribbled all the time, so those washable diapers were pretty awesome. They're very cute and funny looking too.
http://www.piddleronthewoof.com/store/Default.asp

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Nanners's picture

Panties or no that pup is giving us "fuck me" eyes. Slut!

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TelevisedRevolution's picture

it's okay, if your dog really didn't want it she won't get pregnant.

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islandgirl's picture

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 3:18pm.

@islandgirl:

just the tip, puppy! bad dog! just the tip!
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Hahaha--- if I had a dime for every time I said that, I'd have change left over!

Foxxy Brown's picture

@islandgirl:

just the tip, puppy! bad dog! just the tip!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 2:35pm.

and happy worshipful sunday morning to you too

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

WithinReason...'s picture

Chastity panties? That's messed up. What next, regular with wings... pearl applicators? Why not grow some and learn the ancient art of the cockblock instead? Or better yet, spay your pristine dog friends.

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chefgirl76's picture

LOL OMG Gerard butler dogs.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Maybe your girl was sending out whore signals !! get the damn dog spayed , you fucking idjit. Do dogs get their period? And how bad is it? Idk shit about unspayed animals.

NOprah's picture

Population control among dogs? Say goodbye to those all-you-can eat Chinese "tastes like chicken" buffets.

islandgirl's picture

EEG!! :)

What if her girl wants it???

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EastEndGirl's picture

IG, omg hahahahahahahaha!!!! Thank you!

Gardening Girl's picture

Some HUMANS should be spayed.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

islandgirl's picture

I guess anal is OK.

harperharper's picture

My girl is very sensitive too, however I LOVE it when rough strays start sniffing around!