November 11, 2012 / Posted by:

Drop the phone, you don’t have to make a three-way call to the authorities and Chris Hansen. I know this looks like a a psychopathic creepster planting a threatening kiss on the forehead of the terrified teenager he kidnapped from the mall. But this is actually a kiss of love that 42-year-old Olivier Sarkozy gave to his 26-year-old girlfriend Mary-Kate Olsen at the Mavericks vs. Knicks game in NYC. 16 years isn’t that big of an age difference, but sometimes she looks like she’s barely twelve and he’s a rough 42. He also looks like Tom Hanks after falling face first out of a tree and then getting attacked by ten swarms of bees. His face kind of looks like an inside/out mask. But you know, the dick must be good and he obviously loves some troll poon, because they’ve lasted longer than I thought.

On a different note, WHERE ARE HIS EYES?! Did his eyes refuse to take part in this fuckery and quit his face?

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