Open Post: Hosted By Turkey, AY! Mashed Potatoes, AY!

November 9, 2012 / Posted by:

Because there’s always someone younger, hungrier (for turkey) and with richer parents coming down the stairs after you, Rebecca Black is totally over and has been replaced by tweener Nicole Westbrook who isn’t really excited about Friday, but she’s REALLY excited about TANKSGIVING! Ark Music Factory, the minions of Satan who brought us Friday, are responsible for this latest attack on your nerves. This is pretty much a watered down carbon copy of Friday.

I take back my comment up there about how this girl’s parents are richer than Rebecca’s. Because this is  one of the most broke down Thanksgiving dinners I’ve ever seen and this is coming from someone who once had pizza, chow mein and blueberry pie for Thanksgiving. Girl served some Easy Mac, boxed mashed potatoes, a rotisserie chicken and I don’t even see a whole turkey. I just see drumsticks and she used one of them as a mic. This is why we don’t put children in charge of Thanksgiving dinner. However, I will give homegirl points for those calla lily dining chairs. They really stole that scene.

And why is the only adult at that Thanksgiving dinner the dude from the Friday video and why is he wearing a turkey costume? Where are all these children’s parents? Did their parents leave them in the care of a memaw babysitter who later died of a heart attack? I really feel like Christina Applegate should’ve made an appearance in this one.


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