Friday, November 9th 2012

Kristen Stewart Is Creeped Out By Fifty Shades of Grey

The coagulated ball of useless information in my head doesn't know a lot of things, but it does know that Fifty Shades of Grey started out as Twilight fan fiction and a Twihard wrote it on her cell phone while taking the train to and from work. E.L. James obviously had Kristen Stewart in her head while writing that mess and KStew's name has come up as a possibility to play the girl who gets her ass whipped in the movie. But Kristen Stewart wants nothing to do with Fifty Shades of Grey, because it makes her feel creepy on the inside. Just when you were starting to think that you were going to get through this Friday without your irises taking a tour of your upper eye sockets, KStew says this to Backstage.com (via The Sun):

"[The book] creeps me out. I’ve skimmed parts of it. When I read the first few pages describing her messy hair, I was like, ‘This is so strange.’ But it’s just so raunchy! I mean, obviously, everyone knows that. But when I see people reading it on planes and stuff, I’m genuinely creeped out. Like, you’re basically just reading porn right now! Get that blanket off your lap!"

That quote is straight out of the first chapter of Fifty Shades of BITCH PLEASE. So, let's get this straight. Reading a stupid book about sex stuff in public is creepy and perverted, but rubbing your box against a married man tongue in a car parked in front of someone's house is not? Okay, then. Don't get me wrong, I judge people who read that book in public, but for a totally different reason. Why read that tame crap when you can watch hardcore porn on your iPhone instead?

Here's Prude-ish Stewart at last night's NYC screening of On the Road. It was very kind of KStew to let a 5-year-old scribble black marker all over he eyes like that.

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I don't care if anyone wants to be sexually expressive in whatever they feel is comfortable for them, however, I do have a problem with them unwarrantly and freely telling me all their private details, when I didn't ask; S that to me, is when I get the " SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU WHORE!" voice screaming my head. I don't mind talking about sex, or whatever, if the conversation is agreed upon, but you know I don't always need to hear about how you wanna fuck your boyfriend and his friend on a picnic table in the middle of a hail storm, when I'm trying to enjoy my fucking Kim Roll and fried rice. Fuck you. Also, just because someone chooses to wait until they are far along in a stable relationship doesn't mean they are being controlled by a patriarchal morality like life structure. Just like you have your own independent ideals when it comes to sex, those of us who chose to view respect for our bodies in a different way than you do, are doing the same. Don't reverse the hate as long as I'm not judging you for being sexually free-spirited. You lose all credibility.

As far as 50 shades of shit, it's just a shitty book.

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Right. Because a woman's sexuality is something COMPLETELY controlled by men. And those of us who actually enjoy sex are in reality just degrading ourselves, and MUST be whores. And that isn't just coming from men. Females on this blog have made those implications. You can have a sexual appetite AND be a little bit kinky on your own. Men don't control that.

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Thanks for that, hotmami. So sick of being judged by other women for the fact that I actually ENJOY sex. They can be "prudes" all they want, whatever being a "prude" means to them. They're kind of like people who never travel outside a 20 mile radius of their hometown and are proud of it. But don't dare place a judgement on those of us who don't have similar issues with our sexuality. Personally, I think "prudes" are more oppressed by the patriarchal rules that tell them sexuality is something that has to be strictly regulated. If they weren't obeying men's rules, they would be free to express their sexuality without it being judged as "debasing" themselves. Sex is just natural. It's rules made by men, perpetuated by women, that makes it dirty.

P.S. 50 Shades of Grey was written by a woman with a 12 year old virgin's view of sexuality. I WISH I had an orgasm every single time a guy even looked at me, lol.

Loopy,

I think some of your comments alone do that lol.

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50 shades of bitch please hahaha

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KStew can read?

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if those house-fraus think 50 shades is hardcore, they should read some of my fan fics.

my fanfics would make 50 shades look like a Spot Goes to the Park book.

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Submitted by yepyepyep on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 1:19am.
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Document everything and hope you can find a lawyer to advise you on whether you can make a case against them. Sounds like it's been a terrible year indeed. Enjoy your day tomorrow. :)

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Submitted by dlaugher on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 11:45pm.
I believe I've mentioned it before, but i love the "porn for women" books. They are photos of hot guys vaccuuming or saying, "Tell me more about your...I want to know everything about you," etc. One of my faves is "Honey, let's just hire someone else to fix that."

LOL! "Sure, hun, I'd love to see The Vow with you. That Rachel McAdam can really act!"

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what's wrong with reading erotica in public? i'd rather see people reading trash like fifty shades of grey than nothing at all.

Submitted by yepyepyep on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 12:01am.
you need a lawyer. as someone who has dealt with a sleazy asshole boss, i hope you have proof and lots of support. good luck.

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Yes I want out, soon I will be
I think I have legal grounds to get unemployment but I'm waiting on them to be completely open about my demotion and paycut. They are beign sneaky. I have a job "interview" on Monday with my own goddamn company for my own goddamn demotion they think they are beign slick, acting like I have to apply to the position like a person off the streets (cause its illegal to give paycuts) instead of their 5 year employee who just got glowing reviews!!!
I'm going to bed I got my volunteer work in the museum in the morning. :(
But thank you for listening

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Yepyepyep, I remember you mentioned this in OP the other day. I hope you can find another job soon or a new career with your studies. It's too bad you can't sue them for all the sexual harrassment your colleagues have made toward you and possibly others. If you can afford to leave or manage to find a new job in the meantime get out of that environment. It sounds horrible.

As for KStew, it's curious that Twatlight didn't bother her but this does.

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Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 6:10pm.

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HA!! Yes, and stepping over the pink sludge and around the smoker's pole really puts the glam in her glamour.

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Lmao! I was totally waiting to see if someone would mention the smokers pole!!!

Also, I haven't read 50 shades of grey just because what I have heard, it seems like kinky soccer mom porn, HOWEVER...
This narration, done by Gilbert Gottfried made it WAY BETTER...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

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Crazyinjapan
It's ok most people just go with the flow, and don't see anything wrong with beign passed around the office. I just had a hard year and I wish I was a male or 590 lbs fem and then people will just let me be. I'm sick of this, I'm angry I'm frustrated. I don't think I had a job where some guy didn't make sexual references, and no I'm not a cock tease, I'm town boyish but I have a nice figure and big breast so saying hi and smiling is enough apparently.
I dress as conservative as possible, try to be as professional as possible but I'm friendly and nice and people see that as a weakness. Funnily I hate beign touched by strangers. So not a tease or a flirt.
You have to be a total controlling bitch to make it, and its just not me, I give 110% , catch other people slack at work, go above and beyond and no one notices. Other people that started after me and do no work, literally get paid 2x my salary. I'm not meant for the corporate world, ugh anyways I'm going back to school to study art, I'm not unto drama over midget midlife crisis overweight Napoleon complex men, that holds my paycheck,they want pussy I want to do my work and get out. I'm sick and tired.
Sorry for the rant.

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What's all this hubbub going on about men beating off women? What's wrong with that? Why can't a woman get beat off by her husband or boyfriend if they're willing to do it for them? Women have busy lives, taking care of families, having jobs
and pleasuring their husbands.

What about her pleasure, doesn't she deserve some? We get tired too, sometimes too tired to beat ourselves off. I know I've been so tired I couldn't put new batteries in my vibrator. I got arthritis in my fingers so I can't diddly do on the little man in the boat down there for too long.

If a man said he only wanted to beat me off I'd be ecstatic! Hell, if he stuck his head down there and buttered my muffin I might take my dentures out and give him a gummy bear.

What? That's a toothless blowjob, dear.

With all the things people are up in arms about these days it's ridiculous to argue against men beating off women. WELL I SAY LET MEN BEAT OFF WOMEN IF THEY WANT TO GET BEAT OFF! LET WOMEN DECIDE WHAT GOES ON WITH THEIR BODIES! LET WOMEN GET BEAT OFF, LET WOMEN GET BEAT OFF, LET WOMEN GET BEA...!!

What? It's not beat off, it's beat on? Really? Oh dear.

Nevermind. Have a good evening.

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It's not really that porny. It is, but I'm reading it more because it's a good story. The sex scenes don't really do it for me, I watch actual porn.

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Yep, I am sorry to hear about what you are going/have gone through. For some reason, people don't want to believe that misogyny still exists. I don't know why--perhaps it gives them some feeling of having power over a situation in which they have very little control. I know--and you know--that it still very much lives on today, not as bad as it used to be, but like racism, it will never truly die.

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Rape culture is for example my personal expierence I didn't fuck the smurf manager and didn't go for the 3some he was so kind to offer with a coworker, and now they are forcing me to quit
Its just sex they say, they all do it, I'm a prude I guess for that.
I feel like I should just became a prostitute because no one cares about the work but who you fuck.
And fifty shades sucks ass and I lose respect of anyone that loves it, specially lit mayor students.
And since I had an abusive childhood I can tell you that book makes it ok for abusers and their victims to feel "normal" so how can you complain when you have a perfect christian grey? He beats you? That's so hot.

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I believe I've mentioned it before, but i love the "porn for women" books. They are photos of hot guys vaccuuming or saying, "Tell me more about your...I want to know everything about you," etc. One of my faves is "Honey, let's just hire someone else to fix that."

(porn for women, cambridge books if you want to see some)

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 8:06pm.

Topanga: The movie "Secretary" was based rather loosely on the short story by Mary Gaitskill. I have (and really love) the book of stories, which feature many sexual situations, but are very much NOT erotic or pornographic.

The story is about a very depressed and withdrawn girl from a blue collar family who gets a job as a typist for a lawyer who spanks her and ejaculates on her buttocks. Eventually she quits. They don't have a relationship or romance in the story.

I hated the movie and love the story.
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Hek! I thought I was the only person in the world who had read that short story. I went on a big Gaitskill kick in the 90s. "Secretary"--the real one--is not a happily ever after story. The girl had deep problems and the boss was a sociopath. Aw, true love!<3

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If you'd like to read one of the most hilarious smackdowns of this book I've read, I HIGHLY recommend reading the following, entitled "50 Shades of Aaaargh."

http://www.theawl.com/2012/06/50-shades-of-argh

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I'm with her on this one. I know everybody's got their own freak to get on, but I just can't with a book about a man beating on a woman and her liking it. I don't want to get all Migraineuse on folks--if that is your thing go for it--but in my bedroom if anybody's getting beaten on, it ain't gonna be me.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 5:57pm.

Right. Because a woman's sexuality is something COMPLETELY controlled by men. And those of us who actually enjoy sex are in reality just degrading ourselves, and MUST be whores. And that isn't just coming from men. Females on this blog have made those implications. You can have a sexual appetite AND be a little bit kinky on your own. Men don't control that.

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Fifty Shades of The Shittiest Writing I Have Ever Had The Pain of Reading.

I wanted to pull out my fingernails. I've read good erotica. This ain't it.

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Well, I'm creeped out by her big teeth and her inability to filter the butt nuggets that fall out of her director-peen-sucking hole, so truly, she can just disappear now. Beef Stew, you fucking useless piece of trash, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU. I realize I am being bullying right now, but seriously, does this girl ever shut up?? No one needs to hear your every fucking butt-dingly thought.
Go. Away. And for the love of god, quite BITCHING about fame and then not being able to shut the fuck up. The two do NOT go together. Trust.

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@Topanga- I've seen it!!! Haven't read the book though. GREAT movie. It put Maggie Gyllenwhatever on the map and it has James Spader. JAMES SPADER!

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"Trends like that 50 shades book are engineered by our corporate overlords to keep us nicely programmed, under the guise of titillating entertainment."

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It was written by a dowdy housewife looking to make a buck, and it worked. Corporate overlords?
I agree w. your 2nd point: the book is a steaming pile of manure.

I am quite sure the author of 50 Shades has seen the movie Secretary. And before she penned her little masterpiece, not after.
I read the first one. It was wretched, and a chore to finish. I demanded and got my money back from Kindle.
Whenever I see someone I know raving about it on Facebook, I cringe.

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Submitted by nicaw on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 7:04pm.

Whether you like the book or not, completely your choice. But I agree that negatively commenting on it ESPECIALLY in light of her doing some porn stuff in a car with the MARRIED director of her movie is a bit of the pot calling the kettle black.

Or, maybe she just had to say something as PR for her movie. She studied at the school of Brad and Angelina.

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Topanga-I love "secretary." But I don't think I could hold my pee that long for love. Or touch a cockroach. But I do wish there was a bdsm movie out there that was more complicated. she seemed to be submissive in real lIfe as much as she was with him, and nothing wrong with that, but it's not the complete truth about a lot of ppl who are into it. and kink doesn't have to be so intertwined into the day to day on a psychological level. I've dated guys who have judged me as a person based on the lamest little sexual things, and I think that movie proves their point in a bad way. But I still liked it! I'm still not touching this stupid 50 shades crap, however.

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I have that leather jacket, except mine has a collar and is from All Saints.

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I like her outfit, though.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 7:07pm.
I am an avid reader and much more prefer real literature and not soft core porn that reads like it was written by a 12 year old

My friend and I hate read the first book (it really is so bad that it's funny) and I dubbed it "a 13 year old nympho's first fan-fiction." My friend agreed that is EXACTLY how the book reads.

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Topanga: The movie "Secretary" was based rather loosely on the short story by Mary Gaitskill. I have (and really love) the book of stories, which feature many sexual situations, but are very much NOT erotic or pornographic.

The story is about a very depressed and withdrawn girl from a blue collar family who gets a job as a typist for a lawyer who spanks her and ejaculates on her buttocks. Eventually she quits. They don't have a relationship or romance in the story.

I hated the movie and love the story.

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i gotta admit her body is bangin'

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 5:32pm.
K-Stew is actually correct for once.

That Fifty Shades of Crap is basically an abuser's manual.

And "prude" is a slur thrown at women whenever they become aware of their oppressed state and resist complying with rape culture.
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I don't agree with the whole 'rape culture' thing. I'll respectfully refrain from detailing how absurd I find that, but I can get behind the overly liberal use of the word 'prude'. It's not that I think it's a slur, I just think that just because you're not into a particular sexual act, you shouldn't be labeled or even called a 'prude'. I mean, me personally, my backdoor is EXIT ONLY, period. NO EXCEPTIONS. I don't think that makes me a 'prude' cuz if anyone wants to make their back door an entry/exit, it's 100% fine with me. I'm not a prude in that as long as it's all consensual and no one gets hurt, I don't have a problem with it. That doesn't mean I want that shit done to me. You like it? HAVE AT IT. To me it's no different than food preferences.

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Topanga, I have seen it a couple of times. Great movie!

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Ok, am I the ONLY one who's seen the film Secretary? I haven't read the book (because I am an avid reader and much more prefer real literature and not soft core porn that reads like it was written by a 12 year old) but it basically seems like a bootleg version of this movie. Its great by the way, Maggie Gylennhall (spelling?) is a little freak ;-) Look it up on Netflix.
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I don't like this shitty fanfic and I don't like her. She is always so hypocritical. She said in other interviews that worships Fifty Shades and now, she says that. She is dressed like a prostitute and behaves as such.

Whether you like the book or not, completely your choice. But I agree that negatively commenting on it ESPECIALLY in light of her doing some porn stuff in a car with the MARRIED director of her movie is a bit of the pot calling the kettle black.

Or, maybe she just had to say something as PR for her movie. She studied at the school of Brad and Angelina.

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I've read some excerpts from this 'book'. Horribly written. Awful. It's pretty shameful that she's made millions with this. I've always wondered how people who write so badly are able to sell their work.

It's scary how little she knows about BDSM. And women who buy her product and then want to try it with their partners, without *knowing*...scary indeed.

KS looks ridiculous. I'll be glad when she's history.

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Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 6:08pm.
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So true, there's MUCH better material out there. Not just in writing, also spanning the visual, even music can inspire orgasms in some, (hello Whamo!) hahaha Whatever gets one's rocks off is fine! The quality of those books sucks but so does Twatlight. Pot meet kettle KStew.

LOL at smoky eyes. They do look like raccoon eyes, heehee but they're not as bad as Lilo's death zombie look in court a while back. Remember that? ;)

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She is the least interesting person in the world...she's so uninteresting that rice cakes shun her and cocaine refuses to go up her nose for fear of losing its reputation of a fun thing to do on a Saturday night.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 5:57pm.
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This! Sexuality is a beautiful thing. ;p

#noprude (but nothing wrong with prudes either, catch them at the right time and they are hella fun, too, hahaha)

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 6:21pm.
.. Smokey eyes are hard to pull off as it is, I've seen much worse.

the problem with her smokey eyes are her eyes are almond shape (which is pretty) but then her eyebrows don't have much arch to them. She (cause I cant believe a real makeup person would do this) needs to bring the smoke down around her eye to soften it. Not linear as her eyes and eyebrows already are because then it's too severe and she looks kinda star trek-y.

...not that you asked lol. :P

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I guess it hit a little too close to home. If she could only remember...

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I will give credit where credit is due.

1) "Get that blanket off your lap" is funny

2) I can't argue with anybody who argues against 50 Shades of Grey

And really, that book is just dangerous because it is S&M fantasies written a woman who hasn't actually participated in S&M scenes and if you can't write the word vagina and your character can't say it perhaps you shouldn't be writing erotica at all.

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I don't have any desire to read this dumb fucking book. I read the Twatlight series and lost enough feminist brain cells.

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I don't know what KStew is going on about, Twatlight comes from the same place as 50 shades of crap. BITCH PLEASE! Her look is not so bad. Smokey eyes are hard to pull off as it is, I've seen much worse.

"Why read that tame crap when you can watch hardcore porn on your iPhone instead?" -- HAHAHAHAH fo'sho, fo'sho MK! ;p

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