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Little Meysi, the Yorkie puppy who is well on her way to knocking Boo Boo off the World’s Smallest Dog throne. Well, technically, Little Meysi would have to pay a dog bigger than her to physically knock Boo Boo off the throne since she couldn’t knock a baby fly off of a wisp of air. That’s how small this adorable dingle is.

Little Meysi currently weighs in at 3.25 ounces (that’s 20 grams less than the iPhone 5 and only 1 ounce more than the average weight of a Victoria’s Secret Angel) and her owner Anna Pohl almost threw her into the dumpster at birth, because she thought she was a placenta. It kind of sucks that Little Meysi (that’s Polish for “Placenta with Eyes“) can’t read or write, because “Dumb Bitch Thought I Was A Placenta” would be a good title for her memoirs. Anna Pohl tells her local paper Gazeta Jarocinska (via Yahoo!) that when Meysi was born, they thought it would only take a few days for her to float up to Jesus because she was so weak and small. But a few months have gone by and she’s eating normal and has grown to the size of a soda can. Sarah Pohl said this:

“It’s a miracle Meysi is even alive. When her mother Pusia started giving birth to her litter, I thought at first she had passed a piece of placenta and was about to throw it away when suddenly it started moving. The worst was the first six weeks. Zero sleep. I was feeding her day and night, every half hour. Sometimes I ran out of strength, had to call out of work. Her sister is three times her size. She eats on her own now… but she’s too small to bathe… She eats Gerber baby food on her own. You can tell by her round belly that she’s got a good appetite.”

Guinness World Record can’t officially dethrone Boo Boo and crown Meysi until she’s a year old, but most vets don’t think she’ll grow that much more so the title is easily hers. ….Unless, Boo Boo flies to Poland and sneaks Ensure and YGH (Yorkie Growth Hormone) into Meysi’s baby food.

My dog only weighs in at 8 pounds (FAT FUCK!) and the nuggets that came out of his butt weigh more than Meysi does. I do like looking at a dog that looks like a methed-up baby rat in a Yorkie costume, but I wouldn’t want one. You couldn’t ever put Meysi down on the floor, because you’d be too afraid of stepping on her or she might wander off and get into a fight with a roach and lose. You couldn’t even walk Meysi down the street. Do they even make collars that big? I guess you could make one for her out of Shia LaDouche’s cock ring (although, that might be too small for her).

And if you press play on that video to see what it would look like if one of Jon Hamm’s 12 ounce nutsacks went on a crash diet and mutated into an adorable puppy, make sure to stay for Anna Pohl’s exquisitely crafted eyebrows (at the 0:21 mark).