Don Lemon And Jonah Hill Got Into A Douche Fight On Twitter
CNN anchor Don Lemon called out Jonah Hill on Twitter yesterday for being a self-important, rude douche of the highest order and Don came off as a self-important, rude douche of the highest order while doing so. Don tweeted that he was waiting in the lobby of his hotel when he recognized Jonah Hill. When Don said hi to him, he says Jonah acted like a diva and brushed him off. Jonah responded to Don and that's when they started yanking at each other's weaves. Oh, if the Internet is high school, then Twitter is the furthest quad from the principal's office where you can always watch two catty bitches going at it. This is how Don and Jonah's cat fight went down:
Because this is obviously a CNN-worthy BREAKING news story, Don went into it even more on Soledad O'Brien's show this morning. Don said that he was already having a bad day, because he missed his flight due to the cab driver asking for his autograph (yes, he just HAD to throw that in) and when he finally got his hotel, his bad day got even worse after the dude from 21 Jump Street threw him shade. Don said that Jonah treated him like he was THE HELP and gave him a half-assed, wet handshake. Don said, "Normally it doesn’t bother me, but I was done ... because I’d been taught by mother to always be kind to people."
In this cat fight, I'm not holding either one of their purses. Don needs to get over it and taking it to Twitter is the true definition of petty. Don is on CNN, doesn't he have more important shit to report about? ("Not really." - CNN) Besides, why would he want to shake Jonah Hill's hand after that ho just finished taking a piss. Jonah Hill looks like the type who doesn't wash the piss off his hands afterward. And Jonah Hill is just ugh. They both lost this one.
With that being said, I kind of wish they'll kiss, make-up and get married. Because if they did get married, their hyphenated last name will be Lemon-Hill and Lemon Hill sounds like a delicious and refreshing summer time beverage from the makers of Strawberry Hill.
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Isn't the real issue here that this Don Lemon person fancies himself a celebrity and got all butt hurt when another celeb didn't greet him like they were high school besties? And treated him like the help? In what world does Jonah Hill owe you a long drawn out coversation because you wanna say hello to him?
I don't get my news from the Fox network. I don't watch any televised news program.
But I am guilty of spending too much time reading Michael K.
I'm sorry if I made you feel like I was putting words in your mouth. All the fools and the foolery that MK writes about are not worth it if I wind up insulting someone who is, from what I see when I read the comments from time-to-time, a decent person.
I am sorry if I seemed like I was getting nasty. You have always seemed like a decent person here.
@ thebirdofparadise,
maybe if you stopped getting your news from Miahcel K and fox, you would know who Den Lemon is.
And i dont think Hill is a racist in that sense, i just think he is an arrogant prick who thinks he doesnt need to be nice to people and talk to people and he was so self absorbed, he saw a black guy and thought he was the doorman.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
omg lol Don Lemon, i had absolutely no idea that he was such a diva
That's not very nice Foxxy; cause I actually like you. I own my shit.
Both of us say it like it is; no pretense, no fakery, unlike some deluded posters here who have alts and think we don't know it.
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Jonah was being a smart ass hipster and wannabe oldster Don, took it too seriously. So much to do about nothing! MK's right, they are hilarious in their douchetard fight. lol
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So...it would have been okay for Jonah to the anchor like that if the anchor was a bellboy? How about it's not ever okay to be rude to anyone-especially if they are trying to be nice to your dumb ass. Jonah, stop being a douche. Lemon, stop thinking that you're above service people-and stop blaming u missing a plane on a fan. Lies!
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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 3:16pm.
don't waste your time, Condi. that's one of the trolls with a million names...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by cocoebert on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 3:23pm.
Don Lemon is a journalist, and I'm using that term generously. He should be above such petty discourse.
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Uh, that's a joke. Do you ever watch Rachel Maddow or Chris Matthews or Bryant Gumbel, or Bill Maher?
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Submitted by zey on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 1:46pm.
Why would this totally anonymous random CNN reporter say hi to Jonah Hill if he didn't even know his name until the bellman told him?
Oh boy. It actually happens sometimes, you know, that people say hi to someone they don't know. It's called "courtesy" or "politeness".
what the fuck is hard about being nice to people and dont treat them like staff or some shit. When someone approached you, why not say hi, nice to meet you, thanks for your support and help....smile and then excuse yourself if you are in a hurry. Why act the way Hill did. And more to the point, do you think he'd have acted that way if he WASNT famous and in demand in hollywood? That was just fucking rude and then that "want me to move in with you." Between being an arrogant douche and moving in with someone there are a myriad of possiblities that beg to make Mr. Hill's acquantance.
what a douche...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 3:16pm.
Ooh, hipster racism, Jonah! Be straight: you DID think he was the bellman.
Yeah, yeah, I know: you're not racist 'cause you voted for Obama
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Most bellhops I have seen are white guys.
Millions of racists voted for Obama. What do you call people of color who won't vote for a white guy because he is white?
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Submitted by cocoebert on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 3:23pm.
VERY generously...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Team Jonah.
I'm pretty sickened that someone is now calling Jonah a racist. If you read the other comments in this thread, it's pretty clear that this newscaster guy (never heard of him before this post) was the one who expected to be instantly recognized and fawned over.
I'll take y'alls word for it that Jonah is getting a bad rep. I didn't know anything about that before this post, but I will say one thing I know about the guy.
He used to be my sil's neighbor (during the Superbad time; he has since moved.) Apparently, he was a very nice neighbor. He was an all-round pleasant person, and he never behaved an a manner that approached douchey.
If anyone is being an "ist"-anything, it's the other other dude. He is being elitist. He thinks it is soooo obvious that he could never be a mere working man.
Who is Jonah Hill anyway?
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Don Lemon is a journalist, and I'm using that term generously. He should be above such petty discourse.
Despite whatever did or didn't happen when they met, the first Twitter message Jonah put out was very immature. Moving in with you, 12 year old girl, peace? Sounds more like a teenager than a 28 year old.
I think jonah's comment about being a 12 year old girl was pretty spot on. Leave the dude alone. He said hello, shook your hand, and went on his way. I'm not sure what else you expect.. an hour long conversation.. If someone doesn't have the time nor the want to spend their time with you then get over it. Quite being so overly sensitive "mr. i'm not the bellman".
Hope Don used Purelle after the handshake.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
THAT dude is a hipster? :O
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Ooh, hipster racism, Jonah! Be straight: you DID think he was the bellman.
Yeah, yeah, I know: you're not racist 'cause you voted for Obama. But you should know how it feels to be overlooked, being a former fatty and all. But I forgot: you're a STAR. Congratulations on the success of The Watch, big guy.
Submitted by liverwurst on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 2:29pm.
Well he was standing with the bellman and some luggage... fair assumption that Don worked for the hotel
Don also looks like he wants "things" and "stuff." maybe he should self-deport.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
They were equally self-important and douchey. Guess Jonah was trying to be funny at first but it didn't read that way so not surprised Don kept with it. LOL how Lemon lectures him as if he were more mature one! hahaha Wouldn't hold their purses either but they should be most flattered they got a write up from MK!! ;p
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Bahahaahhaa...this is great. I can see why Jonah Hill would be rude. I can see him being all smug with a overbloated sense of self now that he is thin and fit and got an oscar nomination and is being embraced in hollywood. Deep down though i think he is still that fat insecure kid everyone made fun of in school, who couldnt score any poon and wasnt invited to the parties. And, sadly, people like that remain kinda assholes to others for the rest of their lives deep inside no matter how much they chage their putward appearance - they never get over their insecurity. Cant blame'em but yeah that was rude. He saw a black guy and thought he is just the help. You can be nice to people, especially your fans.
That is why i hope to never run into a celeb i like and respect (the few) - i dont want to find out that they are actually sleazy douche bags and arrogant pricks who think they are exempt from being a mensch simply becasue they made a few movies and are rich.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
They're both dumbasses. I've heard of Jonah Hill being rude and ungracious before. BUT...if someone wanted to shake my hand after I just got out of a public restroom I'd probably also grimace and get the fuck outta there.
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 2:45pm.
dammit you beat me to it because my comment was going to be "who? and who?"
i stopped watching ESPN except for the games themselves when The White Mamba bailed on them a couple years ago. none of them that are left, incl Lemon, are worthy of carrying Patrick's, Mayne's or Berman's or trash out for them let alone carrying out their jobs. Stuart Scott having a journalism job is one of life's eternal mysteries. hate hate hate ESPN
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
What do you want me to do, move in with you? AHAHA. I'd be team Jonah but his livery lips make me want to cry. And barf. Anyway, Twitter sucks.
Jonah is the bigger man in this catfight and Lemon sounds exactly like our resident queen, Glambert.
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I'm not taking sides because I really don't have a fuck to give over this, but if Jonah really wanted to be a dick he could have responded to the first tweet from Lemon with "Who?" and after that refused further comment.
That at least would have been funny and any reply Lemon made after that would only make HIM look more and more like a whiny bish.
I love a good man-on-man slap fight!
Well he was standing with the bellman and some luggage... fair assumption that Don worked for the hotel. I wouldn't know Don Lemon from a bellman if he kicked me either. Sounds like Don has a fragile ego...
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 2:10pm.
Embarrassing.
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Submitted by CindyBman on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 1:37pm.
Lemon Hill actually makes me think of "Sugar Hill" and Rapper's Delight ... (yes. I'm old.)
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
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Girlfriend Please sums this hot mess up nicely.
Arrogant whiney douche fights with arrogant whiny douche.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 1:43pm.
HAHAHAHAHHAAAA! MY GOODNESS SO REFINED... FREAKIN DIE!!!
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It's already tax time again!? Guess I gotta get my trusted tax adviser, Stephen King, on the phone STAT.
Jesus Jonah just eat him Jonah the Whale style and get it overwith.
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Can't be sure of what happened here but I believed before this incident that Jonah Hill was a douche. Maybe it's the weight loss or his quick rise to stardom in some of the best guy flicks out there but in interviews, he does come off as an a$$
Time for twitter to implode.
How incredibly lame. This actually makes me a little bit sad for real.
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Why would this totally anonymous random CNN reporter say hi to Jonah Hill if he didn't even know his name until the bellman told him? What a non incident, and I love the 12 year old girl comment.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 1:38pm.
SUCKY MY LONG LOST BROTHER WOULD YOU WAIT YOUR THIN ASS OUTSIDE A BATHROOM FOR ANOTHER MAN OR WOULD YOU JUST GO IN AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF WHILE SHAKING HIS WEENER FOR HIM AFTER HE PEE PEES PLEASE KNOW YOU ARE UNDER OATH THANK YOU.
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HONEY I WOULD JUST USE THE LADIES ROOM IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL IN TOE TAPPING AIRPORTS
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 1:04pm.
He missed his flight because a taxi driver asked for his autograph?? I sign my name in like 20 seconds. Add, "Sure! Here ya ago!" and we're up to 30 seconds. Maybe I just have a gift.
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Well, maybe he had to break into his box of Crayons... that would take some extra time.
Don Lemon, please do the news with your shirt off. I want to see...
Don Lemon is clearly the biggest douche here. He's only upset because *he* wasn't recognized as a celebrity.
Fuck him! Team Jonah.
Jonah Hill is a douchebag but Don is a grown ass man. Get the fuck over it. The only people celebrities need to be nice to is women and children.