Don Lemon And Jonah Hill Got Into A Douche Fight On Twitter

November 9, 2012 / Posted by:

CNN anchor Don Lemon called out Jonah Hill on Twitter yesterday for being a self-important, rude douche of the highest order and Don came off as a self-important, rude douche of the highest order while doing so. Don tweeted that he was waiting in the lobby of his hotel when he recognized Jonah Hill. When Don said hi to him, he says Jonah acted like a diva and brushed him off. Jonah responded to Don and that’s when they started yanking at each other’s weaves. Oh, if the Internet is high school, then Twitter is the furthest quad from the principal’s office where you can always watch two catty bitches going at it. This is how Don and Jonah’s cat fight went down:

Because this is obviously a CNN-worthy BREAKING news story, Don went into it even more on Soledad O’Brien’s show this morning. Don said that he was already having a bad day, because he missed his flight due to the cab driver asking for his autograph (yes, he just HAD to throw that in) and when he finally got his hotel, his bad day got even worse after the dude from 21 Jump Street threw him shade. Don said that Jonah treated him like he was THE HELP and gave him a half-assed, wet handshake. Don said, “Normally it doesn’t bother me, but I was done … because I’d been taught by mother to always be kind to people.”

In this cat fight, I’m not holding either one of their purses. Don needs to get over it and taking it to Twitter is the true definition of petty. Don is on CNN, doesn’t he have more important shit to report about? (“Not really.” – CNN) Besides, why would he want to shake Jonah Hill’s hand after that ho just finished taking a piss. Jonah Hill looks like the type who doesn’t wash the piss off his hands afterward. And Jonah Hill is just ugh. They both lost this one.

With that being said, I kind of wish they’ll kiss, make-up and get married. Because if they did get married, their hyphenated last name will be Lemon-Hill and Lemon Hill sounds like a delicious and refreshing summer time beverage from the makers of Strawberry Hill.

via TMZ & ONTD

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