Don Lemon And Jonah Hill Got Into A Douche Fight On Twitter
CNN anchor Don Lemon called out Jonah Hill on Twitter yesterday for being a self-important, rude douche of the highest order and Don came off as a self-important, rude douche of the highest order while doing so. Don tweeted that he was waiting in the lobby of his hotel when he recognized Jonah Hill. When Don said hi to him, he says Jonah acted like a diva and brushed him off. Jonah responded to Don and that's when they started yanking at each other's weaves. Oh, if the Internet is high school, then Twitter is the furthest quad from the principal's office where you can always watch two catty bitches going at it. This is how Don and Jonah's cat fight went down:
Because this is obviously a CNN-worthy BREAKING news story, Don went into it even more on Soledad O'Brien's show this morning. Don said that he was already having a bad day, because he missed his flight due to the cab driver asking for his autograph (yes, he just HAD to throw that in) and when he finally got his hotel, his bad day got even worse after the dude from 21 Jump Street threw him shade. Don said that Jonah treated him like he was THE HELP and gave him a half-assed, wet handshake. Don said, "Normally it doesn’t bother me, but I was done ... because I’d been taught by mother to always be kind to people."
In this cat fight, I'm not holding either one of their purses. Don needs to get over it and taking it to Twitter is the true definition of petty. Don is on CNN, doesn't he have more important shit to report about? ("Not really." - CNN) Besides, why would he want to shake Jonah Hill's hand after that ho just finished taking a piss. Jonah Hill looks like the type who doesn't wash the piss off his hands afterward. And Jonah Hill is just ugh. They both lost this one.
With that being said, I kind of wish they'll kiss, make-up and get married. Because if they did get married, their hyphenated last name will be Lemon-Hill and Lemon Hill sounds like a delicious and refreshing summer time beverage from the makers of Strawberry Hill.
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Don Lemon is an insecure ass. He is clearly projecting his own feelings and insecurities. And to go on Twitter and rant? Jonah is right, Don has the emotional maturity of a 12 year old girl.
I can't even watch him on CNN. I change the channel when he is on. He is rude to guests and coanchors and coworkers, and so unjustifiably full of himself. He would be a better fit at Fox News.
Welcome to passive-aggressive race card. He was starting shit big time. Beyond "oh hi" what the fuck does that guy want when someone comes out of the bathroom?
And did everyone read Jonah's response in a Jonah voice? I sure did "what do you want me to do? Move in with you?"
I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!
WTF? If bitch didn't want to shake hands and smile at him, who gives a fuck? Puh-lease get over yourself, Don Lemon. Fuck this fake customer service smiley shit society, I want some real bitches throwing glares like daggers.
Submitted by Orangina on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 5:35pm.
http://twitter.com/i/#!/JonahHill/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2F91pgKslX
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they confused "penis" with "head". easy mistake to make he does have a penis-y face.
@ Foxxy Brown
Hey girl, have a great weekend! ♥
On topic: have no clue who these dudes are.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
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Indeed. It tastes like victory! :)
@Anonymouse73
The schadenfreude is delicious. XD
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crazyinjapan> lmao! I think you're not so "crazy" after all. ;)
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 11:54pm.
eta2: meaning if Lemon made the wrong assumption, it was likely based on having that happen to him on previous occasions. and i used my own experience as an example to make that point. comprehend that.
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Your "personal experience" was in NO way a relatable example because you claimed people literally came up to you and made that false assumption by asking you directly...THIS was NO WHERE near the same case. Lemon acknowledged Jonah, Not the other way around in ANY FORM, he was just coming out of the bathroom, This guy came up to Jonah shook his hand, said hello, AND THEN Jonah was on his way. He didn't say, saaaay brah, can you carry my luggage??? Do you acknowledge every person you see when you're in a public place? A theater? A mall? A hotel? Do you carry hour long conversations with these people when you're trying to get to point A to point B? Cause I sure as fuck don't. And it's not because I think they're in whatever occupation is "perceived" to be a lowly status. It's because I don't know you, and people in general don't function that way because our brains don't process every fucking thing around us, especially if we're focused on getting somewhere unless something is mentally wrong with you, or in this case, they want to be noticed by another famous person.
I don't believe he didn't know who Jonah Hill was, because who the fuck waits for someone to come out of the fucking bathroom, unless it was one of those individual ones, and they are waiting themselves? Also, if that were the case, why shake a strangers hand AFTER they came out? Maybe Hi, and bye at most. AND why the fuck would you expect anymore than that? Are you accustomed to carrying on conversations with strangers in bathrooms? WTF? This guy is a retard, and in no way can play some sort of logical spin to make it seem like Jonah is the douche in this.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Well, frankly, it's a little tough to keep up w. all of your alts.
Not worth my time.
Anonymouse73
Cookie monster, Poopele and myself are three different people. If you have been here awhile you would already know that. I mostly agree with their political view but dont agree with the racial comments.
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squirrels to the nuts!
for fucking example:
Submitted by liverwurst on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 2:29pm.
Well he was standing with the bellman and some luggage... fair assumption that Don worked for the hotel
that's funny. because the fucking assumption that i would make is that Don was a guest having his luggage handled by that bellman.
eta: fuck off.
thank you for the reminder, anonymouse
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
No huge fan of Jonah Hill but I really don't see how he comes off petty or like an asshole here.
Hey, Poop, in case you haven't noticed, everything is NOT going to be "all white."
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FB, do not engage!
I need to take my own advice.
But trust me, this will go absolutely nowhere. Around and around and around. For freaking hours. My personal experience on that one.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 11:50pm.
assumptions that all people make -- right or wrong -- are based upon their personal life experiences, smug bitch
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That still doesn't give you the fucking right to project them on to other human beings and THEN impose on their personal space and rights. We're not children and it's called owning your shit. It's called getting the fuck over yourself. I'm not gonna let someone step on my toes and waste my time to sooth their personal insecurities, so right back at you, smug bitch.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
assumptions that all people make -- right or wrong -- are based upon their personal life experiences, smug bitch.
eta2: meaning if Lemon made the wrong assumption, it was likely based on having that happen to him on previous occasions. and i used my own experience as an example to make that point. comprehend that.
eta: however, i was wrong about which network i assigned this asshole to. i saw "cnn" but my brain went "espn". i hate cnn also so it all worked out
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 9:40pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo: "Also he said "Think he thought I was the bellman" Nowhere does it say Jonah,himself thought this dumbass bitch was a bellman, this is just the assumption Lemon made. You people so quick to skewer Jonah should fucking learn to comprehend the shit you actually read."
This bothered me, too. It really smacked of a persecution complex.
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I agree it does smack of persecution complex. I hate when people play the race card or the "look down on me card because I'm not as famous as you" or in this case maybe both because this douchemcgee thought he was more relevant in his own mind and felt he was owed something more than the norm by a stranger. I was like wtf, since when is a hello and a handshake from a stranger considered rude and not enough?
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 9:50pm.
i guess everyone's lives are different because that part didn't bother me and it smacked of something that i personally experience on average a couple of times a month when someone assumes that i work somewhere because, as they approached. i was talking to an employee. or, when i'm in a store and someone asks me to do a price check for them, or to get the restroom key. on most of these occasions, i am wearing a baseball hat, jeans, a t-shirt with writing on it, workout pants, etc.
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What does this have to do with anyones' fucking life? It's a matter of being a literate individual with basic common sense and comprehension skills. No where does it say Jonah asked ANYTHING of this fucktwit. Lemon was the one getting bent out of shape because another human being who was a stranger took the time to say hello, shake hands, and was on their way. There is nothing unreasonable about that. HOWEVER, THIS CHODESMOKER was. End of story. Fake race cards are pathetic.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Cluny Brown...gaslight...Cookie Monster...Poople...Angela...whateverthefuck your name is: you sound like an absolute joy to be around. My question is: why are you still here? Do you get off on negative attention? The only people agreeing w. you are your own alts. I don't get it.
Marge> Right? I laugh every time I see a photo of one of them crying over the outcome. If that's wrong, I don't want to be right!
I haven't read all if the comments because I don't care for Don, don't know and could care less about Jonah, and care even less about the topic. I am amused though how this turned into a post-election tirade.
Jonah Hill does not strike me as the type of famous person to be rude. He seems more awkward than anything and always looks like he just wants to make a quick getaway. I didn't know who Don Lemon was until I started watching "Superstorm Sandy " coverage and he seems VERY self important. I got a SUPER EGO vibe from him in only the first five minutes of watching him. Also, he doesn't seem qualified to be on any news program.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by MargeAggedon on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 10:52pm
thanks fools, i think i leaked a little on my couch. lmfao!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Cluny Brown on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 9:06pm.
and then we can be like many countries in Europe and California....BROKE.
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there are broke countries in California?... damn you, Schwarzenegger!!
OT: oh, i don't care.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
This is like hearing about the fifth grade run for class president from your little brother.
"And then HE said.. blah blah blah. and then the Principal said.."
Who the fuck are these idiots and who gives a damn?
Edit - I'm talking about the jona what's his face article. Not the election, which was awesome and I am LOVING all the pissed off idiots complaining about it. Keep it up! Non stop fucking comedy.
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Submitted by Cluny Brown on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 9:06pm.
TelevisedRevolution:
First of all, your propaganda sounds like the Bolshevik Revolution.
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hey, if thinking Romney's an asshole makes me a Bolshevic, call me "comrade".
PS: I like "Dr Who" far too much to put Romney and Rove anywhere near them.
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You can cut the sexual tension with a sharp fart.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 9:40pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo: "Also he said "Think he thought I was the bellman" Nowhere does it say Jonah,himself thought this dumbass bitch was a bellman, this is just the assumption Lemon made. You people so quick to skewer Jonah should fucking learn to comprehend the shit you actually read."
This bothered me, too. It really smacked of a persecution complex.
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i guess everyone's lives are different because that part didn't bother me and it smacked of something that i personally experience on average a couple of times a month when someone assumes that i work somewhere because, as they approached. i was talking to an employee. or, when i'm in a store and someone asks me to do a price check for them, or to get the restroom key. on most of these occasions, i am wearing a baseball hat, jeans, a t-shirt with writing on it, workout pants, etc.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I wouldn't know who this Don Lemmon guy is if I tripped over him. For that matter, who wants to meet that fuck hole known as Jonah Hill?
Don Lemon showed his true douchebag colors.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo: "Also he said "Think he thought I was the bellman" Nowhere does it say Jonah,himself thought this dumbass bitch was a bellman, this is just the assumption Lemon made. You people so quick to skewer Jonah should fucking learn to comprehend the shit you actually read."
This bothered me, too. It really smacked of a persecution complex.
Lemon reminds me of a professor I had who would get bent out of shape if you didn't make all over him. I'm face blind and wouldn't always recognize him, but he would bitch about it to everyone he knew. Lemon is immature.
Submitted by Willowmeena on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 7:39pm.
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Oh my, I'm still laughing at your comment - "walks like a robot" made me imagine him as an Auton (Doctor Who).
i object. Romney:Cyberman. Rove:Miss Hartigan
/modern Dr. Who geek
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Oh dear, Lemon's getting "uppity" again.
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Shiitake happens...
Also he said "Think he thought I was the bellman" Nowhere does it say Jonah,himself thought this dumbass bitch was a bellman, this is just the assumption Lemon made. You people so quick to skewer Jonah should fucking learn to comprehend the shit you actually read.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Submitted by Televisedrevolution:
people didn't vote for Romney because he's a fucking liar asshole Bain Capitalist non-foreign policy knowing asshole who ties his dog to the top of the car and walks like a robot
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Oh my, I'm still laughing at your comment - "walks like a robot" made me imagine him as an Auton (Doctor Who).
"We must not look at Goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits,
Who knows upon what soil they fed,
Their hungry, thirsty roots"
I've never heard of Don Lemon until now but he sounds like a giant douche bag who took his bad day out on Jonah, and I think he owes him an apology for being a giant steaming fucking self-important turd. Team Jonah..No one owes a fucking stranger a damn conversation. Would he have even said hi or gotten this upset if it was Joe Blow coming out the bathroom?
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Submitted by Cluny Brown on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 3:29pm.
Millions of racists voted for Obama. What do you call people of color who won't vote for a white guy because he is white?
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people didn't vote for Romney because he's a fucking liar asshole Bain Capitalist non-foreign policy knowing asshole who ties his dog to the top of the car and walks like a robot.
i wouldn't have voted for him if he had skills like Jimi Hendrix, smelled like sex and looked like Jason Momoa.
and he's an asshole.
*slams down the mic*
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God don't like ugly.
i would bet money Don Lemon is pounding his head on his desk right this minute, wondering what the fuck possessed him to tweet about such a petty thing.
i mean, if it was Bruce Springsteen or something....but Jonah Hill? coming out of the bathroom?
you're gonna have to do better than this, Don. as Wanda Sykes said : "White People are watching you!"
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*pondering what a drag it would be to have a surname like Lemon*
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Looks like a VW beetle coming towards you with the lights on full beam. Somewhere to park the bike though.
- Sparky , Rugby, United Kingdom, 09/11/2012 21:55
Lemon should be embarrassed. First off, the man shook his hand and said hello. Secondly, it's Jonah Hill (who I enjoy, but is not going to cause a riot in my loins, if encountered). Thirdly, regarding additional comments he made elsewhere as well as his line about "the bellman"...he insinuates that rudeness would be acceptable if he were actually "the help." Fourthly, all the topics a "journalist" could be reporting, tweeting, and giving interviews about and this what he chooses?
Furthermore, if Jonah Hill wasn't "Jonah Hill" and whatever that means in Lemon's mind, would he have bothered going out of *his* way to say hello in the first place? Not likely.
Have a seat, Donnie.
What kind of a grown ass man would give a shit about this? Let alone run to twitter to cry about it?
sit yo' ass down and let the adults talk now.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
It takes very little for that Lemon to become sour.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 6:09pm.
Exactly! And because Jonah is white and Don is black - Jonah is automatically racist. REACHING!
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If Jonah said hello and shook his hand, how is that being rude?
Team Jonah on this one, I mean really. According to both of them they shook hands and Jonah said hello, the fact that this Lemon dude would act insulted by it is ridiculous.
Sounds to me that the CNN dude has an inflated opinion of himself and got his knickers in a twist when a celeb dissed him.
Jonah Hill is an unattractive mo-fo who makes shit films - punishment enough.
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"We must not look at Goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits,
Who knows upon what soil they fed,
Their hungry, thirsty roots"
All is forgiven on Jonah's side for this tweet he just did, HAHA:
http://twitter.com/i/#!/JonahHill/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2F91pgKslX
This is why twitter needs to die. and the lemon guy does sound silly but johan sounds like a douche. i mean seriously, that insult-12 year old girl? how does he know what a 12 year old girl sounds like? Is he a kiddie fiddler like the rest of hollyweird? wouldnt surprise me if he was-because he certainly got the face for it :S
CNN is going to can this guy I'd bet despite his being black and gay. Jesus, a reporter who runs to Twitter to tweet celebrity sightings. They canned Rick Sanchez after being embarrassed to death finally, and they'll can him. He sounds quite the baby. 12 yo was being kind.