No, this isn’t a picture of Lindsay Lohan and White Oprah having a beautiful mother-daughter bonding moment. But if you’re a sucio-brained freak who really wants to fap to soft-core incest porn between a mother and a daughter who look like two bags of rotten freeway oranges left out in the San Fernando Valley sun, then just squint your eyes, believe and your genitals will make it happen. You nasty shit.
This is Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife Beth Dog leaving a tanning salon in West Hollywood, CA yesterday afternoon. I call STAGED PHOTO-OP, because Dog and Beth don’t keep their skin looking like two pieces of jerky made from Panda Express’ orange chicken by going to a tanning salon. That’s for amateurs. They paid the McDonald’s corporation millions of dollars to build them a giant deep fryer in their home. They put on their goggles, lay in the giant basket, get dipped in the oil and come out looking like the sun just barfed all over them.
If you’re a sucio-brained freak who really wants to fap to soft-core porn between two dogs who look like two bags of rotten freeway oranges left out in the San Fernando Valley sun, you don’t have to squint your eyes in order for your genitals to make it happen.
And on a different note, Dog’s deep fried pompadour mullet is so beautiful. It looks like a mane of French’s french fried onions. Add some green beans and you have a delicious casserole.