The photo agency described these pictures like this:
Paz de la Huerta of ‘Boardwalk Empire’ arrives at the VIP grand opening of the H&M Lincoln Road Miami Store in Miami Beach, FL.
The only time I’d ever describe the opening of an H&M as a VIP event is if the VIP of all VIPs, Spaz de la Huerta, was there. Spaz has been missing in action ever since she resigned as the star of Boardwalk Empire, because the role no longer fulfilled her artistically (read: the bitch got fired), but she made a huge comeback to the spotlight at last night’s H&M opening in Miami. Spaz’s haters all got cotton mouth from gaping at her beauty and then she quenched their thirst by showering them with the grease that flies off of her body with every pose she makes.
Oh, and Spaz is not knocked up with the ghost spawn of ghost Elvis. Spaz says she doesn’t have a case of the babies, it’s just coke bloat or whatever. But please, Spaz is obviously knocked up. Bitch is pregnant with ten pounds of glamour and it’s a kicker.