It's The Annual Parade Of Leonardo DiCatchAHo's Past Girlfriends
"As a multi-racial panty company our foundation is built upon both diversity and consideration for other cultures. Our intention with our new Poke-a-hotass bra and panties set was never to offend, hurt or trivialize Native American people, their culture or their history. We consulted with Native American friends and Native American studies experts at the University of California, and they told us Disney got it all wrong. Chief Powhatan was really a skinny dirty blonde girl from Chicago who wore leopard panties and bought all of her jewelry at tourist shops in Santa Fe. We sincerely apologize on behalf of the dumb dumbs at Disney and all of the high school history teachers who obviously got the history of the Native American people wrong. They should really update their books or something.
Love, kisses and woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woos - VS"
That is the exact statement Victoria's Secret is going to release after everybody freaks out about the mess of an outfit they put Karlie Kloss in. Moving on...
Memory lane walked in front of Leonardo DiCatchAHo last night when Victoria's Secret held their annual tits, ass and panties show in NYC. Although, every model there probably told reporters, "OHMYGAWD, I ate a dog, four hamburgers, six cakes, an entire Arby's and then I sucked off a Slurpee machine at 7-Eleven", I'm sure most of them have only eaten cigarette smoke and soda can sweat for the last two weeks. Victoria's Secret wants them to be skinnier than a ladybug's antennae, but they also want them to have the strength of a linebacker. Look at all that shit they have to carry on their backs. Victoria's Secret takes their models to Michael's and then goes down the aisle, throwing all sorts of craft crap on their backs. "You see that whole bin of plastic orchids over there? Tie it to that blonde one's back. There's a deconstructed parade float in the alley, throw it on Adriana. And that broken down Las Vegas hotel sign over there? Strap it to that other blonde."
After the show, the president of VS had two of the angels come over to his apartment and carry his grand piano on their backs down four flights of stairs. There really needs to be a Victoria's Secret Angels moving company.
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ahahaahaa what is up with the crap on them??!! poor girls look dry :S....I used to buy VS but when I was a teen...now I like to be comfy...so it is Barely There brand. THis VS shows look messy and gross
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 4:08pm.
Jesus, next year they'll all be in burkas. Every year they wear more and more shit to cover up the shit they're trying to sell.
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It's true! That's what I said earlier. They now the girls are too skinny and they're lingerie is shit, so they try to cover it up with pounds of feather, wings and other bs.
I'd just like to add that I love these threads--even though it's all still a mystery.
I feel sorry for the sweatshop child who created that fucking mess of a headdress .... none of that shit matches.
Whenever I consider Victoria's Secret, I remember the guy who created it all and ultimately jumped off a bridge and killed himself because he felt that he sold too cheap.
Victoria's Secret sells shit for gullible preteens and those children they employ in third world countries know fuck all about underwears construction.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
that photo is such a clusterfuck.
it's cool that karlie smiles now.
Victoria Secret is to underwears as Deb's was to prom dresses.
Cheap, tacky and about 17.
I'm confused. Is this supposed to be high fashion, low fashion, or NOT fashion?
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 5:15pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 4:54pm.
OMFG. This. I rarely go to VS anymore because everything there is TACKY as hell - ugly colors, lace in inappropriate places, unnecessary rhinestones, etc. For why did they make the entire band around the panties lace or some other flimsy material?? I put my damn thumb through the lace and tear it every damn time I pull them back up. FML. Then I'm stuck looking like a $2 hooker with torn lace neon leopard print panties that say "PINK" on the ass. Not. Hot. At. All.
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lmfao -- i thought this only happened to me!
years ago, i used to easily drop $300-500 during each VS semi-annual sale, and wish i had double that to spend. now, if i leave the sale with $50 worth of decent items it's a miracle and it takes hours of picking. their bras work for me, some of the cotton items are good, the lingerie is poorly made and repeats itself over and over again every season.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Ummm, I'm not sure what they're selling. Can I get a pair of bat wings in a 38B?
I am a 32dd went to VS and was told that size doesn't exist, now le chantelle has decent bras that go from 30 to who knows. And the support and minimize and people ask me if I have implants cause the give lift
I also have calvin cleins
I went to shop at bloomingdales and the bras go from 40 up so not a bad deal for great bras
Submitted by debbiedoesnothing on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 3:24pm.
VS is starting to make Fredrick's of Hollywood look refined and classy. Who's designing for them? Some 10 year old with too many crayons?
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Apparently gay men who are perpetually stuck in the mindset of a 6 year old who likes to play dress up. Women know how to dress a woman's body. Sorry if that offends, but it's true. Obviously they have no women designing this crap, as it doesn't fit anyone properly above a size 4.
Migraine, tonic- agreed. This is going to end up being a brand only for young women eventually, and sadly because they already seem to want to market to 14 year Olds and younger. If you ask me, I look forward to their downfall.
I don't know why, but this pisses me off way more than it should.
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Tacky, and not hot.
I buy all my bra's at Lord & Taylor or TJ Maxx. The ones I've gotten from VS always fell apart, even if I handwashed them. I've had better luck elsewhere.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by Willowmeena on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 3:13pm.
Those girls look cold and hungry.
VS doesn't look very comfortable and practical. I really wouldn't know, 'cos they chased me out with pitchforks when I asked if they could house my 40DD bad boys.
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Haha, you make me want to say "chased me out with pitchforks" more often. I've had a few decent bras from VS, but they have gotten over the years. Intamites is overpriced, but they are elegantly sexy, and go out of way to make sure it fits. They go by strange Euro sizes though. They said I was a 36F, and they said it was common. I think is supposed to mean DDD here, (heh, maybe I'm PMSing), I still wear a lot of my DD bras though.
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Damn straight JTROS! I HATE when my thumbs catch on the lacy bits or wiggling in my office chair during a meeting because some cheap rhinestones are poking me in the ass. VS used to have some good products but like everyone else these days, opted for the cheap and easy route instead of making quality anymore.
I just don't get Karlie Kloss, she isn't attractive or interesting looking. Why is she one of the top working models of the past few years?
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 4:54pm.
ha! Sadly I have this one friend who is all into this Victoria's Secret silliness. She's obsessed. She'll be like "Hey SANS, which do you like more....this neon blue faux fur leopard print bustier, OR this neon green tortoiseshell rhinestone covered push up bra? Which do you think my sexy man would like better?"
Oy.
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OMFG. This. I rarely go to VS anymore because everything there is TACKY as hell - ugly colors, lace in inappropriate places, unnecessary rhinestones, etc. For why did they make the entire band around the panties lace or some other flimsy material?? I put my damn thumb through the lace and tear it every damn time I pull them back up. FML. Then I'm stuck looking like a $2 hooker with torn lace neon leopard print panties that say "PINK" on the ass. Not. Hot. At. All.
this mess here:"fashion show"
50 Shades of Gray:"porn"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 4:45pm.
Who the fuck thinks "Yeah I gotta get sexy for my man, let me just strap a Ninja Turtle shell to my back and wear a 82 yards of bright red polyester"? Cheap as piss and tacky as shit.
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ha! Sadly I have this one friend who is all into this Victoria's Secret silliness. She's obsessed. She'll be like "Hey SANS, which do you like more....this neon blue faux fur leopard print bustier, OR this neon green tortoiseshell rhinestone covered push up bra? Which do you think my sexy man would like better?"
Oy.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Who the fuck thinks "Yeah I gotta get sexy for my man, let me just strap a Ninja Turtle shell to my back and wear a 82 yards of bright red polyester"? Cheap as piss and tacky as shit.
Yeah, their models look like giraffes with bolt-ons. Or 14-year-old basketball playing boys with bolt-ons.
Twatty, love those jeans.
eta: They spent something like 12 million for this show.
12 million to show panties and bras.
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It's a shame VS can't get better designers... this "House of Dereon" novelty costume stuff is so ordinary they need bodies that are far from normal to show them off, anything and everything is plopped on those chicks, LOL ;D
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Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 3:52pm.
I agree that Migraineuse that VS hates women. Or at least the ones with big bewbies.
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I know, right?! I haven't been able to buy anything but panties from them since I was in high school. It pisses me off because I'm not fat, I just have Chestica Simpsons.
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VS just copies itself copying Michelle Pfeifer in Grease 2: Girl for All Seasons.
Those were some Oscar worthy performances for sure! :) I remember seeing this film on HBO when I was a kid, and I wanted a Pink Lady jacket soooo bad. Never got one though...:(
I didn't know Injuns hunted leopards and made bras and panties out of them. Ya learn something new every day.
I'm more offended that the bra's just ugly.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
meh...
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Jesus, next year they'll all be in burkas. Every year they wear more and more shit to cover up the shit they're trying to sell.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
As far as bras go, I had a really good fitting at Nordstrom's -- they have an enormous selection. And if you want to rough it and go through racks & racks, go to Nordstrom's Rack for discounts. I rarely ever find anything at TJ Maxx or Marshall's, even though I find almost everything else there. We should come back on OP and talk about girl stuff, clothes & bras; I just found the best brand of jeans, Not Your Daughter's Jeans.
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Submitted by lislop on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 3:51pm.
If you're in NY or NJ, I recommend Century 21 or TJ Maxx. They have the expensive brands at significantly reduced prices, especially Century 21
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The best thing about Century 21 is that their lingerie is NON RETURNABLE! yay. I don't shop places that accept returned underwear. ick nast!
La Petite Coquette is AWESOME. Not cheap but wow better thatn the crap Victoria's Secret
Doutzen appears to have an amazing ass but its also a whole lot of pushing it way out. I've seen pictures of her where she is not acting a fool and her ass is just a regular one.
if it is a lingerie show why do they distract with all the themey shit, pink pom poms, fake tattoos, so much shit attached to these already skinny girls it is too much...they need to save that shit for the fat girls lingerie show...and btw, isn't BBW's all the rage now. I saw a pic of an absolutely gorgeous, well fed model modeling swim suits, and trust me she was more appealing than the rib showing, although beautiful models. Sorry but ribs sticking out is just ick nast. No, I am not jlz...I just think these lingerie shows Vicky's Secret put on are becoming ridic, and encouraging girls and women to look like them, when 90% of the population is size ten and over.
I agree that Migraineuse that VS hates women. Or at least the ones with big bewbies.
winniwins I saw that online last night. Bunch of stupid entitled assholes acting like stupid entitled assholes, so I wasn't shocked.
So out of date it's not even funny. So is Leo. They are both stuck in the 90's/2000
If you're in NY or NJ, I recommend Century 21 or TJ Maxx. They have the expensive brands at significantly reduced prices, especially Century 21. I also shop Bloomingdales when they have huge reductions I their lingerie.
omg - just clicked on thumb #4 - it looks like half of Miranda Kerr's vag is hanging out.
I'm actually in the market for some new brassieres since all of mine are crap (stupid, cheaply made VS crap). Where's a good place to go that won't rape me price-wise? I haz average bewbs (34C).
Hekki -- OMG, you're right, this reminds me of Maury's show, is this a man or woman? If you ask me, 3 out of 4 of them look like men. That Karlie Kloss has no waist and barely has any boobs, and I've seen shapelier legs on my bff's parakeets. What a vulgar display. I still remember when Victoria's Secret first opened, it was so elegant, classical music played, the store smelled like potpourri and they sold these beautiful teddies. Now they have these tramps strutting down a runway with their twats hanging out, their stores are neon atrocities with blaring, horrible music assaulting your ears.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by jalynne on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 3:26pm.
I thought Lily Aldridge was perfect for VS, but she looks awful from the neck down now.
She is way too thin, but she had a fucking BABY 4 months ago. She's in great shape.
I LOATHE THIS BRAND AND WHAT THEY STAND FOR.
Submitted by justincase on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 3:27pm.
Poof! Here I am.
You pretty much said it, I've got nothing to add except:
Women, Victoria's Secret hates you.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
I hate this shit!
Where is Migraineuse for the femme lowdown on this down-low (not of the stupid, skinny chicks and ex-girlfriends of Leonardo DiCatchAHo who make more money, sashaying in VS fantasy-wear, than the rest of us will make in a lifetime) exploitation of me, my eyeballs and whatever is left of my womanly dignity? lol :)
I had to dig out the thesaurus to describe these outfits and I came up with "Super stupid looking!" I thought Lily Aldridge was perfect for VS, but she looks awful from the neck down now.
@ Irish - Not sure where you live, but there's a Soma at 12 Oaks too!