Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 8, 2012 / Posted by:

Nic, Joe’s Amazonian giantress girlfriend on The Real World: Miami.

I couldn’t find a picture that captures all of Nic’s fee-fi-fo-fum hotness, but this one comes close. All the way back in 1996 when a lot of us watched our cable on an illegal descrambler box and long before The Real World joined a community college fraternity and became Jersey Shore’s drunken older brother, MTV aired its fifth season, which is like an Oscar-winning documentary compared to The Real Worlds of today. Anyway, the fifth season took place in Miami and one of the cast members was pocket hottie Joe, a tiny business student from NYC who had this extremely hot girlfriend Nic. What she lacked in eyeballs, she made up for in HAIR and LEGS!

One episode Nic came to visit and when she crashed through the front door, it was like some Honey, I Blew Up My Girlfriend shit. Nic was like a 50 foot tall goddess and Joe was probably as big as her left nipple. When they did missionary sex, he could hump on her and clean out her belly button with his tongue at the same time. If Joe ever wanted to hit it from the back, he had to pull out the climbing equipment. Of course, Joe’s roommates had issues with her, but they were obviously just jealous, because they wanted a giant piece of their own.

I don’t know what happened to Nic, but on the season finale, Joe proposed to her. I’d like to think that they got married and she dragged him up the beanstalk to her magic kingdom in the sky where they lived happily ever after.

And if you just need one reason as to why Nic is getting the HSOTD stamp of approval, I have two words for you: LIP LINE-AH!

(For Lahoma) 

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