Friday, November 9th 2012

The CAPTION THIS VIDEO Contest WINNER For November 8th!

With Obama raising his taxes, Trump's hairpiece had to get a job. - Ikcor

Runners-up:

Dean should know better than to go near Tori when she's in heat. - prommom

It's amazing when you smoke too much peyote how your cute chihuahua turns into Britney Spears' weave living in Death Valley right before your eyes. - Kandykane

via Jezebel

Posted by: Michael K


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Kandykane's picture

Shaaaaa-wing!! Thanks MK for making my day. Getting an honorable mention on the D is better than pay raise. Congrats the rest of you hoes!

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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"

Vern's picture

Yeah, well, prommom, at least I didn't whiney!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

sillykat's picture

Kudos to the winner. Brilliant

"Never trust a bitch who doesn't use her purse straps." MK

Vern, don't blame your substance abuse issues on me!! Thanks, and congrats to the winners.

Congrats whores!
LOOOOOL prommom, so funny!

herroyalflyness's picture

Well deserved wins. Congrats!

Vern's picture

YAY Wieners!

Prommom made me snort!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

fauve's picture

Congrats, winners!

OurMissC's picture

I knew kandykane would be up there. These were all great! Congrats!

"Don't hate. Excel." - the divine Sweetas

Sweetas's picture

Congrats and great job winners!! Ikcor, bwahahahahahaaa!!!

After she was let go from The X Factor, Khloe found work on Disney's upcoming Star Wars remake. Her hair never looked so good.

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Hopefully Jennifer Hudson doesn't lose anymore weight, because it's shocking to see how she gets around now.

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That was just a kiss, imagine the buzz you'd get from the rest.

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Doug Hutchison will be the first to tell you, It's all about Courtney. He's just along for the ride.

Kandykane's picture

It's amazing when you smoke too much peyote how your cute chihuahua turns into Britney Spears' weave living in Death Valley right before your eyes.

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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"

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Evidence #3 in the divorce from MeeeeeAnn Rimes, proving that Ediot Cibrian's 8th Amendment rights were violated when he was denied a chance to shave while he was ridden relentlessly, violating the bareback clause that he first, made her sign.

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that thing on Donald Trump's head finally makes a break for it.

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Kim K, and Kanye save money on their vacation by not renting a car

Dean should know better than to go near Tori when she's in heat.

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Method actor Dustin Hoffman takes 4 months of riding lesson to be sure he looks authentic riding a Narfdangler.

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Snookie misunderstood, she thought the Red Cross was a necklace......

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They said a Bush went crazy went Obama won, I didnt think it was Khloe's!

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Dog the Bantha Hunter

Spider73's picture

Disney surprised everybody when they chose John Waters to direct the new Star Wars movie.

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Make sure not to step in the "sand cookies."

To protect the children the role of Travolta will be played by a hairy puppy and the masseur will be played by a Star Wars action figure.

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Exclusive instructional video footage from the Amanda Bynes School of Driving.

Video Proof Lohan was Driving

herroyalflyness's picture

The Disney Corporation, which already owned the Indiana Jones franchise, was thrilled to acquire the Star Wars empire, immediately creating "Tusken Raiders of the Lost Bark."

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After Jessica Simpson parted ways with Ken Paves, his business with celebrity clientele quickly deteriorated to one lone customer, Mimi LaRue.

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Ever since Bin Laden was killed, the Taliban's pro-Jihad tapes haven't been nearly as intimidating...

Foxxy Brown's picture

The Lawrence of Arabia reboot needs investors stat.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

citizenstrange's picture

I saw a slightly different version in Tijuana.

elegantlady's picture

Submitted by Ikcor on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 7:34pm.

With Obama raising his taxes, Trump's hairpiece had to get a job.

^^winner!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Ikcor's picture

With Obama raising his taxes, Trump's hairpiece had to get a job.

TexnDoc's picture

And Starring Heidi Montag as the Space Princess. I mean, it's obvious who's in charge here.

Boo1212's picture

Khloe K. actually got a job in one of the Disney Star Wars movies. Perfect fit!

Go Verb Yourself!

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Excuse me, but your bantha just left a couple of steaming jabba the hutts on my new carpet!

Kizzy's picture

Mickey's directorial debut was literally "Mickey Mouse Bullshit"

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Paris Hilton, unable to launch her own acting career, turns her attention to making Tinkerbelle a star. Sadly, similar results.

Only been a couple days and already Disney has ruined Star Wars.

Whamo's picture

When Disney Executive see the dailies for the new Star Wars they are thrilled to see their 300 million dollars is being well spent.

thedjandi's picture

Uh Oh, Khole Kardashian's merkin got loose again.

Whamo's picture

I'd write something but I'm too busy laughing

disadoo's picture

Pimp Mama Kris leaks a sneak preview to the Kloe and Lamar sex tape!

REDMOND's picture

This is not the Hohan shit picture I was hoping for!