Here’s David Arquette on the Detroit set of his new movie Orion wearing almost the same slut-blocking chain harness that LeAnn Rimes makes Eddie Cibrian wear under his clothes whenever he leaves the house without her. David tweeted this picture and thanked his trainer for putting muscles and veins on his body and helping him make his thighs look like two whole turkeys stuffed with loaves of bread.
Marjory the Trash Heap just dragged this picture straight into the fap file on her desktop. You know every hoarder is fapping to this too. This is what it would look like if the Folsom Street Fair took place in the middle of a Junkyard War for some reason.
Yeah, I don’t know how I feel about David Arquette looking like this. Yes, I’d hit it on a broken toilet in the middle of a junkyard, but I’d feel really weird about it afterward.