Presenting The Newly Elected President Of 80s Glamour

November 7, 2012 / Posted by:

I don’t approve of the things that come out of Sarah Palin’s mouth, but I do approve of the frosted glamour she smeared on her mouth before her appearance on Fox News last night. The Governor of Alaska turned Dancing with the Stars seat filler went on Fox News last night to blab about blah blah blah blah, but I have a feeling she was really on there to show the people of America the kind of glamour we’re missing out on.

You won’t find a Bumpit at Walmart today, because they’re all in Sarah Palin’s hair. Those jars of Aziza rouge your mom kept under her bathroom sink in a shoe box are all gone, because Sarah Palin smeared ’em all over her cheeks. (Side note: Sarah Palin’s should’ve called her book Going Rouge instead.)

The next time you’re strolling through the beauty aisles of a Walgreens and sneer at tube of frosted bubblegum pink lipstick collecting dust in the Wet ‘N Wild section and wonder who in the hell would buy that mess, just remember this picture to get your answer. Sarah Palin has and will continue to buy that tube of frosted bubblegum pink lipstick and I am grateful for it. I can see glamour from my house!

If Sarah Palin insists on working the ho stroll over and over again, the least she can do is work it while looking like GOP Peg Bundy.

via HuffPo

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