Wednesday, November 7th 2012

Presenting The Newly Elected President Of 80s Glamour

I don't approve of the things that come out of Sarah Palin's mouth, but I do approve of the frosted glamour she smeared on her mouth before her appearance on Fox News last night. The Governor of Alaska turned Dancing with the Stars seat filler went on Fox News last night to blab about blah blah blah blah, but I have a feeling she was really on there to show the people of America the kind of glamour we're missing out on.

You won't find a Bumpit at Walmart today, because they're all in Sarah Palin's hair. Those jars of Aziza rouge your mom kept under her bathroom sink in a shoe box are all gone, because Sarah Palin smeared 'em all over her cheeks. (Side note: Sarah Palin's should've called her book Going Rouge instead.)

The next time you're strolling through the beauty aisles of a Walgreens and sneer at tube of frosted bubblegum pink lipstick collecting dust in the Wet 'N Wild section and wonder who in the hell would buy that mess, just remember this picture to get your answer. Sarah Palin has and will continue to buy that tube of frosted bubblegum pink lipstick and I am grateful for it. I can see glamour from my house!

If Sarah Palin insists on working the ho stroll over and over again, the least she can do is work it while looking like GOP Peg Bundy.

via HuffPo

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dameneko's picture

@juni: YES, Aziza! That was my beloved gran's "fancy" makeup. When I was 10 I thought it was the coolest-sounding drugstore makeup brand.

Thanks, MK, it's shit like this that keeps me reading your site every single day!!

Edna -E- Mode's picture

Submitted by Dr. Dick on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 8:17am.

clearly Dick, YOU do not know shit.

IF you had you would have offered a link that disputed THE FACT
that the HPA axis and Cholestero/steroid pathways
are directly involved in both CNS health
and Sex hormone/stress hormone metabolic health

Rush LimPbaughls has SMALL PENIS cuz Opiod RX uitilize the Beta Endorphine/HPA Axis receptors
and Eff up how much testosterone VS cortisol
his cells are making

and his BRAIN/CNS is making.

you EFF yourself "Doctor" DICK.

FAT dumb and stupid with SMall dick like El Rushbo LIMPbaughLs is NO way to go thru life
son.

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Poopele's picture

It's tough being a hot looking public figure and growing old.

luckily hiliary and michelle don't have to worry about it.

Damn, she's really gone round the bend!
She's gone full memaw!

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The Mad Catter's picture

It's as if one of the creatures from V decided to dress in head to toe Slutty Peggy Hill drag and infiltrate the US government with her untarnishable allure.

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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR

Stan Hooper's picture

Sarah Palin did the same diet advocated by my former dimwit boss who lives on 500 calories a day of mostly water with a few snow peas and 1 banana a day. Extreme dieting is NOT a good thing for the aging face. You NEED a little fat to fill in the face.

My younger sister who stupidly did bariatric has this sunken face that makes her look about 45 now. She is only 33.

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guest's picture

rouge! *rotfl* memaw times & it was always red.

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robirob's picture

Dear Sarah,

we are sorry to inform you that right now we are not looking for a backup singer.

Rock Lobster! (aka. regards)

The B-52s

Dr. Dick's picture

Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:21pm.
she is hitting the perimenopause to menopause transition years..

hard for many women nowadays (thanks to EPIgenetics =means above the genome and our 'practicing doctors do not know shit about this years old info)

plus Sarah has willfully set herself into dramaqueen/ fight /flight mode

the fact is that the body uses the same resources to make Sex hormones as it does Cortisol. -- and Cortisol production must ALWAYS win out. the Central Nervous System always chooses survive over 'thrive'

http://www.networkforhealth.com/images/steroidpathways.jpg

your alive but sick and suffering iow.

Rather ironic that rethuglicans like Sarah think they have the right to Practice Medicine without a License when it comes to ANY thing related to women's health (or future offspring btw ...see EPIGenetics)

they can't see how their own brain/CNS has been affected. and how that is affecting their bodies and thus their own minds and emotions and "opinions"

marinating your brain in Fight/Flight neurohormones year after year is hardly the way to have a healthy brain that can Tolerate complexity and 'details' 8^p

Facts?
who needs Facts??
not Rethuglicans.

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I think you need to get your lithium level checked. Your psychotic and factually incorrect rants are tiresome.

juni's picture

MK--that Aziza rouge comment brought back a flood of memories. You remain the best blogger on the web!!!

caffeinecrazed's picture

MK had it right when he called her the 'GOP Peg Bundy.'

Uptown James's picture

She acts like a mental.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."

literarylioness's picture

I know this is picky, but I hate clear lips with red outfits. Match your red outfit to your lips! Find the shade that matches and wear it!

WithinReason...'s picture

Eeeeeeeek! I can't approve of whatever she's saying either, good thing I missed it, lol

"Going Rouge" - MK, yes and yes, hahhah

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Fuqit, will this woman PLEASE go away? She's making my whole gender look back.

Also, has her head shrunk literally? She looks like she lost weight.

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NotJelly's picture

New poster--not a troll so please be nice :).

I saw Palin on Fox last and gasped outloud when she they put her on camera.

I hope that everyone's kittehs are doing better.

KA's picture

you know when you write super long comments to the trolls, they win, right? it's exactly what they want you to do. so although i agree with you all i can't stand trolls and the only way they go away is if you ignore their existence. c'mon we have better shit to talk about. like sarah's abomination of a hair do. what the fuck is that about??!

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paulapoo's picture

She acted like she was going to have to swallow a cyanide pill at the end of the night because the nation's political future was going to be so bleak.

bornagainChristian's picture

What Dallasforsaken Hair Salon in Texas did she get her hair did anyway?

That's alot of Color Me Ugly going on there.

Vegetarian Bowhunter's picture

http://sadhillnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/michelle-obama-queen-t...

She's the one on the right.
Aging well, Sarah, you're doing it wrong.

SoMissDelicious's picture

ermahgerd, excuse her beauty!

That photo was like a cum shot of glamour to the FACE!

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catholicschoolgirl's picture

Submitted by C6.2 wine and co. on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:32pm.

{{{CSGGGG}}} Just scrolled back; sorry, OFT folks but need to shout out.
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*waves hysterically back at Caps*
So great to see you here! And I'm glad everything is going well, despite the horrendous weather you've all been facing on the EC. I've only had time to comment on and off lately, but I love sitting down for a big dose of the D.

OT - she's lost too much weight too fast...it's going to come out eventually so she might as well cop to what's going on now.

Stan Hooper's picture

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by Glambert on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 9:15pm.
Cookie Douche....Your obvious RAGE over the election brings me so much joy!

Your misery makes me smile. I hope you OD on pills!

Cheers you LOSER racist piece of shit! =)

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Worth reposting on every thread! Muah! Love it!

ricockulous's picture

She looks like one of those expensive sex dolls (I think they're called real dolls). That's all I got.

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by REDMOND on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:38pm.

Palin would be an ideal enrollee in "RuPaul's Drag U" but she'd never have the balls or sense of humor to do it

Cookie comes here for the same reason we all do. peen peen peen never ending pictures and talk about peen. as others have pointed out, Cookie loves the peen.

seriously, you are absolutely right. in a similar vein, i asked it once why it never addresses its homophobic comments directly to MK -- it talks all around him, but never directly to him. like you, i'm still waiting for a response.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

REDMOND's picture

@Foxxy

Yes, perhaps she can give us dlisted "libtards" some tips on how to be as "naturally beautiful" as Sarah Palin, I mean look at that photo, there's no denying she looks fab.
And I'd still like her to answer my question as to why she frequents a liberal website full of liberal commenters since she's so above our stupidity???

Anonymouse73's picture

Re: her being "beautiful". To be fair guys, there's not a whole lot to choose from. Ann Coulter? Victoria Jackson?

She looks like a hot tweaker mess here.

REDMOND...you are most likely right. I'm making it my early New Years resolution.

REDMOND's picture

I'm going to take my own advice starting right now!

Edna -E- Mode's picture

she is hitting the perimenopause to menopause transition years..

hard for many women nowadays (thanks to EPIgenetics =means above the genome and our 'practicing doctors do not know shit about this years old info)

plus Sarah has willfully set herself into dramaqueen/ fight /flight mode

the fact is that the body uses the same resources to make Sex hormones as it does Cortisol. -- and Cortisol production must ALWAYS win out. the Central Nervous System always chooses survive over 'thrive'

http://www.networkforhealth.com/images/steroidpathways.jpg

your alive but sick and suffering iow.

Rather ironic that rethuglicans like Sarah think they have the right to Practice Medicine without a License when it comes to ANY thing related to women's health (or future offspring btw ...see EPIGenetics)

they can't see how their own brain/CNS has been affected. and how that is affecting their bodies and thus their own minds and emotions and "opinions"

marinating your brain in Fight/Flight neurohormones year after year is hardly the way to have a healthy brain that can Tolerate complexity and 'details' 8^p

Facts?
who needs Facts??
not Rethuglicans.

http://www.networkforhealth.com/images/steroidpathways.jpg

PS
same reason why Cookie Monster gets 'off' on trolling this website.

the high from HPA axis stress hormones
and the cortisol high can last for years

but the damage to the sex organs and erectile tissues and the Brain is still happening...

mad dumb and stupid is no way to go thru life.

noshitsherlock's picture

Fuck, she's looking busted. She was quite attractive a few years ago, wtf happened?? Drugs or diet? Don't believe she's sick, we'd all know about it.

Not throwing shade-I liked her. But she looks like some of my junkie customers :/

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

DAMN, what happened to Sarah Palin? Never liked her of course, but when she first came out as VP to McCain, and she made that speech in that grey suit, I thought she was really beautiful. This is some Faces of Meth shit.

Scott in NYC's picture

I hope that cheap lipstick of hers is the stay-on kind because Sarah is going to be licking her wounds for at least a month. And let's not forget her do-it-yourself highlights. She's beautiful but tragic.

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 8:17pm.

"Michael, the reference to Aziza rouge is priceless -- I'm old enough to remember that shit!"

i still see "that shit" pop up occasionally in my area's finer dollar stores

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Jeanneee's picture

Submitted by Thamar on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:51pm.
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They both have that "seven kinds of screaming death" glow about them.

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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Ah, leave her alone - she's just trying to protect her place as Loud-Mouth Loony Loser Vice Presidential Candidate before Paul Ryan rushes over to knock her out of the seat and take it. You know they're going to come to blows over it. Heh.

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by REDMOND on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:51pm.

Guys, maybe if we ignore Cookie Twatster she'll go away.

awww, come on REDMOND. i still need her to give me those skin bleaching and hair straightening tips she promised! i mean, it's gonna take more than Wonder Bread and Miracle Whip sandwiches to make me as white as that Cookie knows i need to be!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

REDMOND's picture

Guys, maybe if we ignore Cookie Twatster she'll go away.

Thamar's picture

Charlie Sheen in a bad wig!
Jeannee!!!

LOL

Thamar's picture

Going Rouge! MK YOU ONNA ROLL!

C6.2 wine and co.'s picture

{{{CSGGGG}}} Just scrolled back; sorry, OFT folks but need to shout out. CSG, I did the deed; moved out on my own re: the relationship dilemma back in the summer. Deleted my acct (was the only way for me not to be tempted to log on as I needed to sort shit out) and usually create an acct before Oscars, but couldn't wait. A hurricane will expedite the need to connect additionally.

Ont: So Failin's into bumpits now too? Must be a moose hunting thing.

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Jeanneee's picture

Thought it was Charlie Sheen in a very, very bad wig.

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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11

C6.2 wine and co.'s picture

Can't w/ her, fking Christ. Mk, hear you on the frosted gloss but even something as holy and trademark 80s loses its glamour on this slab of Palin junk.

And didn't she quit the governorship mid-way previously? She doesn't even deserve the precedent "Governor of Alaska" here, currently. Ugh, trash.

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:18pm.
She's got to be on something because her head shrunk into wizened old lady territory within the past year. Could be pills, anorexia or another physical illness, but she looks like she's aged 10 years in 1. Scary.
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She's lost a shitload of weight. The Enquirer has pics and she's SUPER skinny. I think she got some 'fix a flat' treatment in her face but those pics of her are kinda disturbing. Bitch ain't young. She need to think of her bones. She osteoporosis (sp?) skinny in those pics.

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catholicschoolgirl's picture

She's got to be on something because her head shrunk into wizened old lady territory within the past year. Could be pills, anorexia or another physical illness, but she looks like she's aged 10 years in 1. Scary.

paulapoo's picture

She was a jangled frazzled mess last night. She was totally flipping out, which was a surprise because she usually has a smug calm schtik going on. Poor crazy broad!

Tootie Ramsey's picture

Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 9:41pm.

Tootie, where have you been all my life?!

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Oh, LaChaylo! I'm here, Dear, I'm here!

*runs in slow motion, and both embraces and excuses your beauty, while underscored by an orchestral swell*

*blows kisses back to Foxxy, with Curtis Mayfield looking on, nodding approvingly, Obi-Wan style*

Foxxy Brown's picture

did not know "Bump It" kits were still on the market.

/bows and blows kisses towards Tootie Ramsay's throne

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Dion flowerboy's picture

She and Trump are past tense. No one cares about them anymore. Especially the Republicans. Hasn't anyone told her she was a cum dumpster for '08 election?

tharuffian's picture

Yall are too funny, can't wait for Palin's next career move..infomercials @3 am.