Open Post: Hosted By ScarJo’s New Tattoo

November 7, 2012 / Posted by:

To answer the question filling your head right now, yes, ScarJo paid actual money for this. She didn’t trade it for a half-pack of Reds, a blow job in the prison showers and a pouch of mackerel.

Remember in the 90s when some hos spent more money on fancy jeans that were torn and made to look like they were ripped off of a dead drifter found in a ditch? That’s the look ScarJo was going for when she paid French tattoo artiste Fuzi Uvtpk to scribble that horseshoe tattoo on her body. Fuzi’s known for his prison-style tattoos and people pay a lot of money to look like Pookie gave them a tattoo with a safety pin and BIC ink.

ScarJo should’ve done what I did in the 90s when I wanted those fancy jeans but didn’t want to spend the cash for them. I put an old pair of Lee’s on a drifter, killed the drifter, left the drifter in a ditch and came back a week later to collect my new fancy-made jeans. No, I just cut holes in an old pair of jeans before rolling that shit in a patch of dirt. I made those fancy jeans myself and ScarJo could’ve gotten that tattoo for a lot less. A strung out monkey sitting on a Sybian could’ve given her that same tattoo and he would’ve done it for a banana and a dirty needle. I swear, rich people.

(Pics via The World’s Best Ever)

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