Night Crumbs

November 7, 2012 / Posted by:

Kirstie Alley says John Travolta does not get hungry for the peen, which means she’s the official guardian of his closet door now – Towleroad

Gimme the moustache, Snape! – Lainey Gossip

Kate Upton’s outfit looks like a slutty Venom costume – Hollywood Tuna 

“The cops are out to git me!” Lindsay Delusionhan and also me after eating too many pot brownies – The Superficial 

That German maid should’ve been fired for admitting that she’s a JLo fan – Celebitchy

I wonder if Lizzie McGuire voted for Claire Miller or Larry Tudgeman? – Popoholic

Why hello dere, Ryan TongiaThe Berry 

Get a kennel! – IDLYITW

Courtney Stodden’s mom, White Oprah and Pimp Mama Kris should all be in a Charlie’s Angels-like show together, but instead of solving crimes they can ruin the lives of children – Videogum

Kate Bosworth SANS FARDS – Popsugar

Okay, but for why does Demi Lovato look like my 12-year-old cousin in drag as Camilla Belle? – ICYDK

ScarJo making the same face I make when I’m really excited about peeing in the shower – Just Jared

Poke at me when In-N-Out teams up with a medical marijuana dispensary and starts delivering 24 hours a day – OMG Blog

CaCa turned Madge down – Hollywood Rag 

Obama high-fives 20 different ways – Cityrag

Here’s the video that will play before President Obama’s entrance at the inaugural ball – Crunk + Disorderly 

Well, Kim Kartrashian is handicapped mentally – Celebslam

Earth to Vanessa Lachey, Nick’s tits are bigger than yours and so he could nurse a litter of babies at the same time – I’m Not Obsesed

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