Kristen Stewart Will Let You Watch Whatever Little Movie You Think Her Life Is

November 7, 2012 / Posted by:

Finally, somebody asked. Ever since Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson started their press tour for Twatlight: Breaking Hymen, Part 2, I’ve been waiting for some question asker to piss her off by asking, “So is RPattz still licking Rupert Sanders’ saliva off your box or what?” Nobody has. But this morning, the producers of Today, programmed that question into Savannah Guthrie’s hard drive and she spit it out at the very end of their interview with KStew (it’s at the 2:56 mark above). Savannah asked, “Are you back together with Robert Pattinson?” While looking like a paint-huffing 9th grader getting the “drug talk” from her high school guidance counselor, KStew pretty much rolled her eyes and rose her flippin’ off finger by answering it like this:

“Funny you mention that. I’m going to just let people watch whatever little movie they think our lives are. Keep ‘em guessing, I always say.”

Well, I guess every publicity stunt needs a bitch and KStew is the perfect one.

KStew released a public statement about passing her poon to married man mouth, her iPhone calls the paps every time she tells Siri to call her #1 and she’s always wearing RPatt’s clothes in those staged photo-ops, but yet she gets annoyed when people ask. I know I’m supposed to hate on her ass, but I just can’t, because I appreciate a shameless bitch. It’s like she’s complaining about the fire being so hot when she’s the one who fueled it. Oh, KStew, keep fucking that chicken (“Only if that chicken’s married” – KStew).

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