Jon's Hammaconda Endorses Obama
I know, ANOTHER post about this election shit. But this one isn't really about the election. It's an excuse to post this picture of Jon Hamm's hamm log getting all patriotic and shit at an Obama rally. You can't tell from this picture, but Jon's obese crotch hose is wearing an Uncle Sam top hat.
So, Jon Hamm spent his weekend campaigning for Obama and Tumblr-er Frankenteen (via Buzzfeed) was at one of those rallies and transcribed the speech he gave:
“I had a 13 year old girl come up to me in Colorado -this is a dead true story- and say, 'Well, you’re a wealthy white male… why are you here?' And I was like, first of all, that’s the greatest question I’ve been asked on this entire tour. But secondly, she had conflated somehow in her head that only people vote for their own kind. And I made sure to tell her that that’s absolutely not the case. I vote for what I think is best for all of us. Not simply for me. And that’s unfortunately the message that the other side wants to get across, is you just take care of yourself and you build a fence around yourself and no one else gets help. That’s not how I was raised, that’s not the America I wanna live in and that’s not the America that I believe in.”
Jon Hamm didn't say the other reason why he's rallying for Obama. One day while he was spooning with his dick, his peen turned its head around and nuzzled into his neck for a second before whispering in his ear, "Vote for Obama, it'll make me extra happy for the next for the next four years." This is a very important endorsement since Jon's Hammcock is the current sitting President of West Coast Peens.
And here's Jon Hamm and his partner Jennifer Westfeldt leaving Little Dom's restaurant in L.A. last night. If Obama wins this election, Jon Hamm better take to the streets to play "Yankee Doodle Dandy" on his extra long skin harmonica (hammonica?).
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MK's universe is a Hammcockia of pure Hamm ball and peen posts! Yassss ;p
"Jon's obese crotch hose..." and "spooning with his dick" -- *dies*
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Got to love the commando. Keep up (! ... we wish) the good work Jon.
(Sigh) Jon Hamm....do you think he knows?
I make a bet it's a prosthesis.
Dude seriously. The Pappz zeroing on the Hamm's personal area? Ewww.
"Jon's Hammaconda Endorses Obama"
Shit MK... only YOU could get away with this!!! PSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT............... I believe!!! And I endorse this ad. HELLA YEA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY? MK - 8/1/12
Get some fucking dignity and class, John Hamm. You're disgusting.
Sbmitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 5:09pm.
@ bambambambam
LOL! Until Skyfall I was still not convinced about Craig as Bond.
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You know I love ya Luc but...the best bond EVER AND the best Bond movie EVER!? How can you possibly be better the Connery? That's blasphemy woman!!! :P
Actually like you before you saw this movie I'm still having a real hard time with Craig as Bond. I don't know he just doesn't seem... Bondy to me. I haven't seen the new one but the last one was too psychologically heavy for me. As well I liked when Russia was our enemy, the women were prettier and the accents were better :)
Submitted by Cluny Brown on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 7:02pm.
Ya, most people who are patriots, hate this asshole
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Again I'm not American so perhaps you could help me out so I can understand
What constitutes a patriot in your eye?
He's da man. Looks (Tux or woodpecker shirt)to swoon over and apparently supplied with substancial matter not only in his crotch but between the ears too. Anybody to go for the Ayn Rand perspective must look like a fool in the aftermath of Sandy. Go for yourself. Communities are communist. Government is shit. I pity Ms. Rand as she was obviously disturbed by the events in Russia which made her a downright psychopath.
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he gives me the genie in a bottle impulse. i feel like i need to polish his crotch till something magical comes out.
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by Frybread on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 5:17pm.
LOL! So much hatred and racism you probably can't think straight. Explains why anyone would vote for Mitt the Twitt and the Ayn Rand disciple. Mitt will loose (again) and hopefuly disappear for good this time.
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Ya, most people who are patriots, hate this asshole and being black doesn't have anything to do with our dislike.
As to Mitt, I was proud to vote for him and I read everyone of Ayn Rand's books when I was a teenager and think she was brilliant; especially her autobiographical story of a girl in communist Russia, We The Living.
Go capitalism!
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squirrels to the nuts!
Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by REDMOND on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 5:44pm.
Gee Whams, you weren't off on your countdown by much. ROFL.
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You were right! Ugh...
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:) ya they are always lurking ready to attack that's for sure.
Submitted by Classof1997 on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 6:18pm.
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Huh? You think we should base our votes on how we feel about the issues? Excuse me but are you crazy? Have you not seen that dress Katy Perry wore stumping for Obama? Screw you. ;)
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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Anyone who votes for a president based on a celebrity endorsement should have their voting rights immediately revoked. Just sayin'.
I'm tired of Hamm's pecker. That is all.
ubmitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 4:13pm.
Somebody buy this guy some underwear for x-mas. He could use it!
Or an ace bandage and he can wrap that up around his thigh! Well, at least his balls look like they aren't down there with his pecker in this pic.
the JHammpeen needs it's own name, zip code and phone# =)
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"I wanta see some character" - David Rocco making pesto
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by REDMOND on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 4:17pm.
Oh, and have Gaslight and Cookie Monster been banned? I haven't seen them trolling on political posts in a few days.
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you don't to look too far to find them, they're here you can be sure of that! :)
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You were right! Ugh...
@Twatty and Lucy,
Craig's made me a believer like Connery did. I couldn't with the others although Pierce Brosnan would've if he were in his prime. I actually liked George Lazenby as Bond too.
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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
@Hekki, I think the reason he's doing it is a little more obvious. He's getting some play from women. I've only seen clips of MM but I've seen his comedy roles and he is a likably funny guy.
It's just for some reason I don't think there's much more to him than that. He's doing it for the pick ups and attention.
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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Hamaconda!!!!!! I think he doesn't even have a clue that the blogs are posting pics of his peen...why does he always look surprised he is being photographed....I think he has no idea poor little guy lol
SEAN CONNERY FOR EVAH!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Frybread on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 5:17pm.
Mitt will loose (again) and hopefuly disappear for good this time.
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Spoken like a true libtard. Obummer will "lose" this election but Moochelle will certainly "loose" her pants when it's all over.
ROTFLMAO
Hekki, dont ruin this for me!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
How can you tell a liberal is lying? Their lips are moving. Kind of like the "sweet story" Obummer told of meeting a teacher who said he was unemployed and needing help. The man turned out to have never met Obummer and was gainfully employed. Liberals love lying with boohoo stories out there.
I happily voted for Romney today, can't wait for America to start a new page for her future. Bye bye, Barack Ole Bummer, get your fat wife packed up too!
Lucifer & bambam -- honestly, no one will ever replace Sean Connery for me. He was the handsomest & sexiest guy ever. But Craig is definitely my second favorite. I'll get back to you guys when I've seen "Skyfall," which probably won't be for several weeks. I'll treat myself to it for my upcoming b-day.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Ya, well some of us want something different for our president, like keeping our ambassadors safe and attending your daily news briefings.
Enjoy this dickhead until January, then his ass is gone; hopefully back to being a community organizer in Kenya.
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LOL! So much hatred and racism you probably can't think straight. Explains why anyone would vote for Mitt the Twitt and the Ayn Rand disciple. Mitt will loose (again) and hopefuly disappear for good this time.
Guys, I think we're being punked. Seriously, I think he puts a big jelly dong down his pants when he goes out in public and knows he's being photographed. He's totally the type, has that sense of humor.
Which would actually make me like him more.
Someone please give this man some bicycle shorts!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ bambambambam
LOL! Until Skyfall I was still not convinced about Craig as Bond.
I AM NOW. Naomie Harris is in it too, and she's super sexy.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 4:55pm.
*kisses*
Oh there are so many references to the vintage Bonds too, it gave us a thrill pointing them out. Enjoy and let me know how you find it!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 4:55pm.
You've never seen Casino Royale? You ought to see it before Skyfall if not. A damn good introduction I have to admit, the scene where he utters his siggie sent a little shiver down my spine. I thought this guy could work.
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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
I doubt that a 13 year old girl came up to him and said that, but nice job to whoever wrote that line for him. He should run for president, he's good at regurgitating the speeches that other people wrote for him.
doesn't that cause chafing?
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 4:47pm.
Gee Whams, you weren't off on your countdown by much. ROFL.
Have a great day all, I'm off to vote.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 4:46pm.
Hi Twatty, heart of my heart. ♥ The more I think about it the more I come to realise that Skyfall is the best Bond ever.
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*prepares to open up a can of "There is Sean Connery and there is NO ONE ELSE" whupass over here*
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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Submitted by how dare you on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 4:26pm.
Gay black presidents are sexy! Plus, I really don't want a prez who sits around not thinking about dick all day.
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Ya, well some of us want something different for our president, like keeping our ambassadors safe and attending your daily news briefings.
Enjoy this dickhead until January, then his ass is gone; hopefully back to being a community organizer in Kenya.
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squirrels to the nuts!
...yeesh that cannot be comfortable...or hygienic...
...and I suspect at least some of these pics are ever so slightly photoshopped to accentuate perimeter and mass...
...put 'em in a sling, Jon...or they'll be hanging 'round your knees by the time you're 60...
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 4:09pm.
I'm a crotch watcher. First fucking place my eyes go.
I wear sunglasses most days so I can crotch-watch without judgement.
Lucifer -- you are such a sweetie, Lucifer! My makeup compadre love! It's funny you mention that; the local movie reviewer on the Chicago news said that he thinks that "Skyfall" is probably the best Bond movie ever, too. High praise, given that I've never been able to compare any of the movies to the Sean Connery Bond movies. I rarely go to the show, but I think I'm going to make a trek to see this one.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Oops DP
LEAVE MY SUCKFACE. (not that he needs me to defend him:-) )
Submitted by REDMOND on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 4:17pm.
Oh, and have Gaslight and Cookie Monster been banned? I haven't seen them trolling on political posts in a few days.
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you don't to look too far to find them, they're here you can be sure of that! :)
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Hi Twatty, heart of my heart. ♥ The more I think about it the more I come to realise that Skyfall is the best Bond ever.
Bigbendy -- the coffee dude is a hottie? OMG, girl, are you single? Why not go for it? If you're not, what's the name of that coffee shop? I'm a fellow Chicagoan, I like coffee, I NEED coffee, do ya hear me?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by how dare you on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 4:26pm.
...I really don't want a prez who sits around not thinking about dick all day.
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Seriously. I want a leader with the same values that I hold dear.
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Lucy, Twatty, and M.E., I know. I feel like a Mervin Pervin when I go there, but I just can't help myself. Twat, yes he's a hottie in the face too, but the one eyed anaconda keeps me too distracted to look at his face. My friends just about roll out of their chairs laughing at me.
Submitted by Cluny Brown on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 3:33pm.
So desperate to get the vote, Obama is having the biggest "gun" in the party out schlepping for him. I bet Obama salivates at Jon's ham.
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Gay black presidents are sexy! Plus, I really don't want a prez who sits around not thinking about dick all day.
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