Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 6, 2012 / Posted by:

Tammy Metzler (as played by Jessica Campbell), the third party candidate (from The Who Cares Party) on Paul’s little lesbian sister from Election.

After endless months of your Facebook wall and your life wall (“But Michael, my Facebook wall IS my life wall.” – Forever Alone) filled with bitches fighting over every single thing about this election, today is the day when we finally walk into our little poll area, pull out the flask we stuffed down our pants, take a shot, vote for who ever and then take another swig because it’s ALL OVER! Then when the best wimmins WIN (copyright: RuPaul), everyone will start fighting again over the results and they’ll keep fighting until the next election when they’ll really start fighting. What I’m trying to say is, besides millions and millions of people, who really cares about this stupid election? The candidate of my heart Tammy Metzler said it best:

But seriously, I wish I could stand on the Who Cares platform like Tammy Metzler, but I do care and I do love the fighting. People are funny when they start fighting about politics. If you’re ever at a really boring party, just get drunk and bring up politics. It’ll instantly become a comedy show, because the shit that comes out of peoples’ mouths when they start talking about politics. It’s free laughs!

Anyway, Happy Election Day, everyone! Vote 4 Metzler (Tammy, not that home wrecking man slut Paul)!

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