ESCANDALO (Not Really): Liam Hemsworth Caught Getting Close To A Blonde Who Wasn’t Miley

November 6, 2012 / Posted by:

Billy Ray Cyrus is about to throw all of his fresh-out-of-prison cousins, sewed-off rifles, coonhounds and knives made out of possum claws into the back of his pick-up truck and drive it all the way Atlanta so he can handle Liam Hemsworth for hurting his daughter’s hillbilly heart. Because Radar says that at a party in Hollywood last week, Liam was “canoodling” and whispering into the ear of some hot blonde. Miley Cyrus wasn’t around.

The witness says that Liam showed up to the party early and spent most of the night talking to the hot blonde in the back of the tent. Maybe Liam just wanted to remind himself what it’s like to talk to a chick who doesn’t sound like Harvey Fierstein hawking a loogie. The witness type said this:

“Liam was in the corner of the back tent with a blonde and they were getting very cozy. It definitely looked like they were behaving in a way that was more than just friendly. His friend/handler was trying to keep people away and allow Liam and his ‘friend’ some privacy, but Liam didn’t seem to be that worried about it.”

Wait, wait… A hot blonde who makes grown men giggle themselves into a coma? That wasn’t Liam’s lady side piece. That was his brother THOR!

That dumb bitch of an eyewitness! I bet the eyewitness also said that when the hot blonde flipped her mane, every light bulb burst and she sort of smelt like Strawberry Suave shampoo. Yeah, it was THOR, not some average slut. Pull your cousins out of the pick-up, Billy Ray. It was a false cheater alarm.

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