Kate Gosselin’s whiny screams power the furnace in Hell and so if she’s not bitching and moaning about something, her creator Lucifer will freeze his horns off. So a couple of days ago, Kate Gosselin oh-so-passive-aggressively threw hate on pictures that Jon Gosselin’s piece of the moment took of her pit bull with a member of the Gosselin child army. Kate thinks that children shouldn’t hang around with pit bulls, because they eat children or something. Kate is right. Just look at how that vicious pit bull is attacking that child! It’s obviously trying to suffocate him to death by plugging up one of his breathing holes with its tongue!
Radar says that instead of Kate going to Jon and saying, “Listen, keep those pit bulls away from my money makers, because if any rabid beast is going to attack my children, it’s going to be me“, she re-tweeted a couple of tweets about pit bulls from one of her followers:
@JenWheeler @Kateplusmy8 Children who were victims of pit bulls Take a look & see why people care. http://walkforvictimsofpitbulls.blogspot.com
@Kateplusmy8 @OneMomsOpinion Pictures & stories of pit bull victims http://walkforvictimsofpitbulls.blogspot.com
I’ve only met a couple of pit bulls and one of them tried to attack me with its lipstick, so I’m not exactly an expert when it comes to pit bulls. But even though I’m not exactly a pit bull whisperer, I know that I’m speaking the truth when I say that those kids would be less screwed if they were raised by a pack of pit bulls instead of Jon and Kate. If only Kate shut her trap hole and fell to the ground when you poked her side while going, “TSST! TSST!“