Monday, November 5th 2012

Presenting People Magazine's Sexiest Man Of 2012 (Maybe)

Ryan Reynolds' was People Magazine's Sexiest Man of 2010, Bradley Cooper took 2011 and apparently they're keeping with the theme of "bland-ish white dudes" by giving Channing Tatum the title this year. Gossip Cop says that next week, Bradley Cooper will put a tiara on Channing Tatum's head when he's named the Sexiest Man Alive (aka The Client Whose Publicist Traded The Most Promised Exclusives For This Fake Title) by People Magazine! I know, the only time the words "Sexiest" and "Channing" should be the on the cover of a magazine is if Carol Channing is named The Sexiest Human Who Ever Lived.

People refused to comment on this rumor.

You know, I am into necks that are thicker than a $40 ham lying in a freezer bin at a grocery store, but I was never into Channing Tatum. I never understood why hos were into him either until I went to see Magic Mike with a bunch of girls. One girl said that Channing Tatum is like that hottest dude in high school who always ignored you and never said one word to you. Then years later when you're home for Christmas, you run into him at the bar at T.G.I. Friday's and he's drinking alone. He's bloated, rougher in the face and you hit it and quit it just so you can say you did. So I totally get it now.

Still, Jon Hamm should've gotten the title. Jon's Hammaconda has been campaigning for that shit all year long! But whatever, I don't need People to tell me who the Sexiest Man Alive is when I already know it will forever be Richard Simmons. The proof is in the pucker.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 2:16pm.

He's not my type (like he cares), but you have to admit, this isn't the most flattering pic of him.

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Shine a Light

That's old picture of him though.

Idc he can get it.

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Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 2:13pm.
Blandish white guys.

about sums it up.

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I think you're giving Tatum here too much credit.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

dlaugher's picture

Blandish white guys.

about sums it up.

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I support this! Watching Channing's naked self walking from the bed to the bathroom in the first five minutes of Magic Mike, made the whole movie worth it imho. (my movie standards aren't that high, anything that isn't Twilight can't be that bad)

Juniperjump's picture

He does have small town stud looks - but if you look at other pics of him he does look better. He's lost all jaw definition in this pic. And he's doughier. And he has bad hair. It's just a very bad picture, even though I agree he's not some amazingly sexy guy.

Then again, I don't get Jon Hamm either. He does nothing for me. I don't watch Mad Men so I don't know if it only translates there- but I have no clue why so many get their panties wet over him.

Ryan Reynolds -nope, not clue there either.

I think there really is a bit of a black hole in sexy celebrity men circles nowadays. Hugh Jackman in butch mode will always do something for me but the rest are just so meh. Maybe I'm just OLD.

M.E.'s picture

He looks a littly doughey here.

But his Magic Mike body. SLURP!

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He's OK looking to me. Surely not sexiest man though. There's just something wrong with his ears. I think that Thor guy, who I never can remember his name is very handsome.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 10:10am.
No!!! This guy has always had a 'small town stud' look about him.
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You're right about him having that "small town stud" look about him. I don't get the doughy comments about Channing though. Jack Black is doughy, Liam Neeson is doughy (he's a great actor, but ...), but this guy doesn't spend his days at the gym pumping iron. He looks fit and lean!

NEVER found Pitt sexy. The man cannot speak in complete sentences, Bradley Cooper is not only hot and sexy, but he's articulate and sounds like he went to college, unlike ...

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Sorry, but there is nothing remotely attractive about him.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

There ain't no one around today who can compare to the sexy hot of these men in their prime: Mel Gibson, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Robert Redford, Paul Newman (those eyes). Those are hot sexy men - not Bradley Cooper or any of the current crop of pretty boys.

that is one of the worst pictures of channing tatum ever taken. the man is goodlooking and please, he was sssssssssssssssmokin' hot in Magic Mike. i don't give a shit who they pick as long as it's not Sparkles. the current crop of actors are not of Clooney/Pitt hotness in their hayday.

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Submitted by azgirl on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 3:49am.
Hey wait a minute, I though he was really muscular? Unless this just a bad photo.
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I thought the same thing. He's looking kind of skinny-fat in this picture.

One of my close friends thinks he's as sexy as can be. I can understand liking his usually muscular physique, but he's got total derp face.

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REDMOND's picture

How about ASkars? Jon Hamm?

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I haven't read through the comments yet, so I apologize if I'm just repeating what other people have said, but, I DO NOT GET THE APPEAL OF THIS GUY!!!!!
I've never seen a movie he's in, but I've seen a million photos and I don't think he's very attractive, let alone hot, and certainly not the sexiest man alive! I have noticed that the type of chicks that read/end up on the website The Dirty are really into this dude though.

Ewww. Ugly as FUCK!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

No. Just, no. He has major durrrr face. Last year we had emu face.

JON HAMM FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 10:07am.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 9:57am.
who is that ? Kid Dyn-O-mite's cousin? LOL
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 1:32am.

that sounded good until you put halle berry beach scene! its a male stripper movie :P no lady parts please.

Suzy Farkis's picture

No!!! This guy has always had a 'small town stud' look about him. Not at all hard to believe he was a stripper. I can't believe Jon Hamm hasn't won. Maybe they're waiting until the options have completely dried up (if this rumour is true, they have).

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 9:57am.
who is that ? Kid Dyn-O-mite's cousin? LOL

Pass!

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You ladies tell ME this guy shouldn't at least be considered!

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Brown-EyedGirl's picture

Hugh Jackman was the one a couple of years ago - yummy !

I remember because I told my son that i finally agreed with their choice and he said "eww, isn't he way too old for that?"

He was thinking of Gene Hackman, lol.

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since when is pasty and doughy a sexy look?

i LOVE how richard simmons is werking the camera...
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oh I thought it was Michael Phelps; I'm so glad somebody likes RichardS too. =)

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TexnDoc's picture

He looks like a former fatty who struggles to stay former. There's a beer gut waiting to burst through there.

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There's nothing even remotely attractive about this guy, in my eyes.

Then again, I find Hugo Weaving sexy, so what do I know? Anyway, physical perfection to me would be much closer to a Hugh Jackman type.

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Ugh. I just dont get it.... Sure I'd hit it, but he's not that hot! He's just ok.

azgirl's picture

Hey wait a minute, I though he was really muscular? Unless this just a bad photo.

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So many other people they could have chosen, and they pick the boring bitch from Step-Up that spawned several shitty remakes.

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Tatum redefines the word "lummox" and is a shining example of what Americans in 2012 think is attractive in men: lunkheadedness, dullness, doughy features, below average overall looks and a large overblown body. Bleh.

I love Channing's body in this pic. I don't see any doughiness, just a slim guy who is not on steroids and doesn't spend his days lifting weights at the gym.

Bradley Cooper received my vote for the Sexiest Man Alive.

Uptown James's picture

He actually has a nice body but here he looks white, doughy and really hairless....yuk.
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I admit that I liked 21 Jump St a lot more than I thought I would, but I can't see Sexiest Man Alive. I second the nomination of all the Avengers plus Loki.

They will never have the good sense to recognize the beauty and appeal of Mr Tom Hiddleston (Loki).

Tatum is NOT a slim guy, as someone said. He's a big guy who's bloated in this picture. If you want to see a slim guy who totally makes it work, do a search for pictures of Tom.

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What's sexy about this? He looks like one of the pie-n-pint lads out for a dip in Clacton. Boring ass plain vanilla mofo.

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this dude looks more water-y than the water itself.

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Anita Bidet's picture

i'd rather fuck the just-in beaver blow-up doll

WinterOwl22's picture

And he looks kinda out of shape

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This must be a mistake. This guy is average at best.

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He's only hot when he dances and I can't see his face.

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Channing Tatum sexiest man? He's not even in the top ten. My pick would be Lenny Kravitz.

Opinion question: Has Richard Simmons ever had sex? With anyone? I say "no". What do you think?

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Loopy, GG,
Strip, hump hump hump strip, wet t-shirt contest strip hump hump hump cop frisk, hands on the wall hump hump hump strip strip strip hump strip hump male Halle Berry beach scene hump hump horse riding strip strip... How's that? Lololol

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night night GG

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 1:14am.

exactly! an all male pillow fight, and then they hose each other with water in white t-shirts.

but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

they had to go make movie showing texas trex matthew mcconono's nono hole.

and then show us alex pettiful

and then show us doughnut, chinese pork dumpling channing tatum.

and then talk talk talk talk talk talk talk with ditzy some girls thrown in.