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The Echidna’s four-headed penis!
While looking through the most important news source in the world, The Daily Mail, last night, I came across pictures of an adorable 40-day-old rescued baby echidna who sort of looks like a freshly waxed ashy nutsack with a flat dick nose and dot eyes (like Millhouse without his glasses on!). Pictures of the adorably ugly echidna are below and you can just go directly there if you really don’t need a side of four-headed wang with your Monday morning cup of UGH today. So, I was all ready to make that baby echidna HSOTD, but while doing research on this highly important story, I came across something even better: the echidna’s four-headed peen! It’s got four tiny heads, which means every echidna dick has its own boy band on it. Why haven’t I heard of this four-headed peen before?! That could’ve been my Halloween costume.
The video above might give me daymares, because no, I don’t like how that human hand is tickling a wet boner out of that echidna, but I guess he’s doing it to show us the wiggling four-headed crotch monster in all its terrifying glory. The way it blooms out of that echidna’s crotch is more horrifying than watching the four-headed Kuntrashian monster (Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and Kris) pose on the red carpet. If your eyes need a close-up of an echidna dick, here’s one, and here’s an even closer one. It sort of looks like something I had during dim sum this weekend.
Lil’ Wayne and KFed really don’t have shit on the echidna’s baby-making skills. The dude echidna’s peen has four heads, but the lady echidna’s reproductive tract only has two branches. So the dude echidna uses two heads on one lady echidna and ten seconds after he uses the other two heads on a different lady echidna. Imagine foreplay. The lady echidna must have the strongest neck on the planet, because bitch has to bob from dick head to dick head. (“Yeah, lick the head, baby.” – dude echidna “Which head, you dumb ass?” – lady echidna)
Some have called the echidna’s dick one of the most terrifying dicks in the world, but who ever said that obviously hasn’t seen John Bobbitt’s porn.
And the echidna is one of the only mammals that can lay eggs and squirt out leche. The echidna can make its own scrambled eggs! On that note, enjoy breakfast as you enjoy this four-headed echidna peen.
