Who Wore It Better?

November 3, 2012 / Posted by:

I know, Dover’s bloomin’ arse should wet fart on me for even asking that question.

For whatever reason, Nicole Kidman kept Halloween going by putting on a short, Dollar Tree version of the hot outfit Audrey Hepburn wore in the Royal Ascot scene in My Fair Lady. The Botoxed ice cube copy + pasted Audrey’s look for Victoria Derby Day at the Flemington Racecourse in Melbourne today and told reporters that she’s paying homage to My Fair Lady, “It’s inspired by My Fair Lady. It’s one of my favourite movies. We decided to do something that was fun and a bit different.”

Nicole Kidman looks about as human as an Eliza Doolittle Barbie doll, but I’m going to keep the shade to a minimum. Because I’m actually surprised that Tommy Girl didn’t completely ruin Nicole Kidman’s ability to have fun and I can’t believe the ice queen of Australia feels emotions. Unless, Nicole Kidman is just trying to trick us into thinking she can actually have fun. Yeah, I shouldn’t trust a ho who doesn’t have pores.

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