Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 3, 2012 / Posted by:

The calm, patient and extremely hot taxi driver from Chile who was in the middle of Charla and Mirna’s iconic meltdown on 2007′s The Amazing Race All-Stars.

Last night, I could’ve spent my time unpacking shit (in more ways than one) or answering e-mails or dressing up the cracked cold sore on the edge of my mouth with glitter, but instead I chose to get lost in the insanely magical world of Charla and Mirna by watching clips of them from TAR 5 and TAR All-Stars, and I don’t regret a damn thing. The greatest team to ever happen to TAR created so many moments that belong in MoMa (Museum of Maniacal Antics), but this one is my favorite. Mirna and Schmirna hired a taxi driver in Chile to lead them to the next stop and the blonde team who look like they just fell out of an Archie comic book followed them. The taxi driver stopped and then Mirna spilled the craziness all over the pavement. Mirna and Schmirna fought with the blondes and then begged the taxi driver to show them MERCY! I’m sure there’s a course at Juilliard devoted to this scene, because this is how DRAMA is done:

I kind of want to follow Mirna all day. Imagine what she’s like when she’s five cents short at McDonald’s. “HOW MUCH DOLLA YOU NEED? Get me a knife and I’ll cut my kidney out and give it to you! I’ll give you my lungs. I don’t need to breathe. What do you want from me?

Meryl Streep could never.

Mirna not only has her masters in Freaking Out, but she also has her masters in International Communications. If you don’t speak the language of the country you’re in, just start talking in a bizarre and vague foreign accent (I think it’s called a batshitanese accent) and everyone will suddenly know what you’re saying. No, they won’t, but they’ll know you’re insane and will stay calm and not make any sudden moves, which is exactly what the taxi driver did.

That taxi driver let a crazy bitch be a crazy bitch.

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