Why Isn’t Everyone Talking About How Fat Adele Is, So Asks Lady GaGa

November 2, 2012 / Posted by:

Lady GaGa, seen here on Halloween putting the skunk in skunk weed, wants to know why the media poked at her when she gained a few pounds, but they never make fun of Adele’s body situation. While talking to Stylist (via ONTD) about her new fragrance, the conversation switched from make-up to Adele. CaCa started out by saying that women need to stop being cold bitches to each other:

I think women are just, for no reason, wretched to each other all the time, and I don’t think they use clothes or men or perfume or make-up or anything more than they use anything else. We should all make an effort to be nice to one another all the time.

And then CaCa really demonstrated the kind Girl Power she subscribes to when she gave Adele a backhanded compliment while talking about that sBody Revolution shit.

I’ve realised I don’t have to do very much anymore but make music, because my fans do it all for me. They carry the message so far. Ever since they saw how much Born This Way could affect people, they wanted to do more and have that sort of space of kindness and compassion. I was acutely aware of some photos on the internet – my mum called me and was like, “Did you gain weight?” – everybody was telling me about it, and I didn’t really care. But when I heard it was on the news, where they talk about wars, the economy crashing and the election – I just thought, ‘This is f*cking ridiculous.’ I mean, what kind of example is that to a young girl sitting at home? I thought, well I don’t really care if they think I’m fat, because, quite honestly, I did gain about 30 pounds. Adele is bigger than me, how come nobody says anything about it? She’s so wonderful and I think her confidence is something I have to match. She has set the bar very high for a lot of woman. I need to be a confident woman and just say politically active things when I can that are helpful to young people.

If CaCa was trying to say that Adele’s career is bigger than hers, then she was speaking the truth.

CaCa must’ve forgotten about all those times people talked about Adele’s weight. She must’ve forgotten about the time some of her Little Monsters sat in the mental hospital computer lab and let out fat joke after fat joke about Adele. And CaCa definitely forgot about how Kunty Karl said Adele should lose a few and how there’s been article after article about Adele’s weight. It slipped CaCa’s mind. But in CaCa’s defense, her head is always stuck up her own ass and that does cause memory loss.

(Pic via CaCa’s Facebook)

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