Because there’s so much ugliness on Dlisted today, here’s a ginger gift for your eyes. Carrot Top, the torch that keeps thousands of crotches and Las Vegas glowing, is doing his part to find the cure for breast cancer by humping a sign, tongue banging the air and blowing pink pins at a Pinktober event in Vegas the other day.
You can’t tell from this picture, but Carrot Top’s team of security guards had to hold back dozens of men and women who kept trying to back up onto that tongue. Don’t give me that “Unless, they’re 8 feet tall, how can they back up onto that tongue?” shit. Because what do you think rolling ladders are for? Duh.