Night Crumbs
"Hand me that Victoria's Secret catalog, I need to order a new angel" said Leonardo DiCatchAHo to his butler after breaking up with Erin Heatheron - Just Jared
Faith Hill must've had the rubber bands on her braces changed that day, because I'd be really disappointed with her if she didn't have black and orange ones for Halloween - Lainey Gossip
Disappointment is mistaking Kellie Pickler for Susan Powter - Hollywood Tuna
The NYC Marathon is canceled. But the Eat BBQ Chicharones On My Couch All Weekend Marathon is still on! - Towleroad
You know the 1990s fashion comeback is not a good thing when Emma Roberts is wearing a bodysuit with a snap crotch - Drunken Stepfather
RiRi, you nasty skank, take that finger out of your mouth! You know where it's been. (It's been in Chris Brown's butt. It's been in Chris Brown's butt.) - The Superficial
The judge threw out Sam Lutfi's case against The Spears Family, which means Bit Bit won't have to take the stand. Boo. - Celebitchy
So many incest jokes fill my head when looking at that picture of Miley Cyrus tongue kissing a horse head - Popoholic
So that's why when I go to the store to buy lifting weights (no, I don't), they're all out of stock. These panty creamers bought them all - The Berry
This makes sense, because didn't Abraham Lincoln bone every cocktail waitress in Las Vegas before settling down? - IDLYITW
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are still as awkward as ever - ICYDK
Pippa Middleton's new dude is serving up some pursed Joey Lawrence realness - Popsugar
Someone has a standing weekly appointment with the butt waxers - (NSFWish) OMG Blog
Granddaddy GOOP is my hero - Hollywood Rag
The best of Tard! - Cityrag
....as genteel and pristine as ever - I'm Not Obsessed
Steven Tyler is just too damn old (and fried in the brains) to give a fuck - SOW
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Lolol MK, I can see you eating chicharron all weekend, HA HA HA
All the Panty creamers, yay! ;p
Rodolfo Sancho is yum.
Tard = <3
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Submitted by salacious on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 10:50pm.
I can't hate on GOOP as much as the media wants people to. That said, yes, I totally would.
* ducks crocs and organic tomatoes *
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Please! Her Highness wouldn't be caught dead in crocs. You may commence throwing Jimmy Choos and Louboutins.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
"...before he got in the cinema..."
even on those brief, rare occasions, when i think i might like the goop, she says shit like that. you're from new york: it's a theater. shit, you could even ask the reporter to spell it "theatre" and i'd except that.
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Kelly Pickler's dress is purty. I like her.
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Tard the cat makes me sad. : (
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Leonardo is another George Clooney. Out of shape, aging, mediocre-looking man child who goes through women like Charlie Sheen goes through hookers.
What's worse than these derp ego maniacs is the women that fawn over them. Have you seen Leo lately? His face and body are shot. I wouldn't want all the crabs and bugs running around in his underwear.
Leo is gay. One of my bf was a guide on Maui taking clients on horseback rides through the countryside. Leo was a client and brought his boyfriend. I guess it was pretty obvious.
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squirrels to the nuts!
Leo never seemed gay to me but I'm not so sure anymore.
Can't believe it took Bloomberg so long to cancel the marathon.
Did Faith Hill lose weight or do something to her face? It looks weird now and I don't think it's the braces.
My ex was at some Hollywood get together at an A-list actor's house. He told me he met Leo and got a ghey vibe from him. And considering the ex used to be a rent boy in NYC back in the day I trust his judgment. I think it's why he only dates models it makes him look manly and it's a career boost for the girls. A win-win for everyone!
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees."-MK
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Lincoln was a Republican. He was smart, honest, had integrity and thought before he spoke. And when he did speak, he was worth listening to. Clooney, not so much. Not at all.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I feel so sorry for that cat. While i know he is not really grumpy, i cant help but wanting to pull the corners of his mouth up into a cat-smile like this one:
http://freewebcomic.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cat-smiling-huge...
I just LOVE that grumpy cat.
I can't hate on GOOP as much as the media wants people to. That said, yes, I totally would.
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Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 9:21pm.
Lucy- you're in the UK, right? Is the media over there as hellbent as they are over here for trying to make Pippa happen?
Sadly, yes. Probably more so. It's a global curse.
If I was some hot bikini or lingerie model (not that my ass could ever be one)I would be straight wrinkled-up nose offended if some creep ass agent came up and was like "hey, Leonardo DiCraprio wants to meet you for dinner."
Nasty. It's like the guy keeps a bi-yearly updated roster from all the major modelling agencies, and randomly picks a blonde he'd like to date/fuck/be photographed with. All DiCraprio's modelizing make him seem like a guy trying to compensate for some short coming. (Cough)
I have a #15 and #25 from the Berry please. And can I also get a can of whipping cream to go, please?
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 8:03pm.
The only place I've seen bitterness about the Marathon cancellation is on Hufington Post. And there it's Obama's fault.
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WHAT??????? On HuffPo it's not Bush's fault? *faints
Hizzoner is an arrogant dick. He should have cancelled the marathon days ago. Only an asshole would think it's a good idea to kick homeless people out of hotels to make room for out of state/country runners to then run a marathon through decimated neighborhoods. The fucking marathon STARTS in Staten Island which is a mess and, I might add, Hizzoner has not visited. It ain't all about Manhattan, douchebag. That lower Manhattan was without electricity for more than 2 days is a disgrace. This isn't a third world country.
Lucy- you're in the UK, right? Is the media over there as hellbent as they are over here for trying to make Pippa happen?
Oh my Rodolfo Sancho is all kinds of yum. I'll take the majority of the Berry list also.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 8:40pm.
I don't have any real impression of Tobey. He's sort of a nonentity. You don't hear about him being a jerk or getting in trouble, right?
How's the sherry?
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I repeat: Big Bang has left the building.
I wonder what the lag period is lately for any supermodel in between "Oh, it IS Leonardo DiCaprio!" and "Oh my God, I gotta get out of this." I bet it's getting shorter and shorter.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 8:29pm.
Nipping at the evening sherry, are you?
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Ta guele. (He and Tobey are BFF)
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 8:29pm.
Nipping at the evening sherry, are you?
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I repeat: Big Bang has left the building.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 6:54pm.
Lufti's case was crap--and I'm no Britney fan. Her conservatorship lawyers actually got an order saying she was too unwell to testify. Fine, but she's well enough to put on wigs and appear on whatever show that is?
Leo is a deep intellectual. That's why he only dates lingerie models.
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Yes. And his best friend is Spiderman.
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George Clooney is totally jacking off to that headline about him being related to Abraham Lincoln. He's like "Oh Lincoln! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!"
I'll never understand why people get so jacked up about marathons in the first place. It's just a fucking marathon, cancel it, you idiots. That shouldn't have even been an issue.
LOS ANGELES, Calif. - Jurors who heard libel and breach of contract claims by Britney Spears' ex-confidante said they were unimpressed by his case and agreed with a judge's ruling to dismiss his case mid-trial.
Thursday's ruling by Superior Court Judge Suzanne Bruguera was also praised by attorneys for Spears' family and her conservators [Ed: Duh].
"It was a very weak case," said Veronica Jones, one of the jurors who spoke to reporters after being released from service Friday morning. "I wasn't convinced that he had a real case, a real strong case. I kept wondering how it got this far."
Fellow juror LaJuan Collins said she felt there was a lack of evidence and that the case Lutfi presented seemed "inconsistent each day."
(Yahoo News)
when I go to the store to buy lifting weights , they're all out of stock.
LOL I use that very excuse myself.
Shirtless: #3, 4, 17, 21 are my faves :-)
Enough coverage on foot-faced Pippa Middleton already.
The only place I've seen bitterness about the Marathon cancellation is on Hufington Post. And there it's Obama's fault.
YES to Rodolfo Sancho and his gorgeous ass cheeks.
Loves me some Tard. He's like the Don Rickles of kittehs. I think that I will call him Tickles.
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Leo's looking a little Gilbert Grape-ish in that pic.
Nah Tiddly, here in the South we hang BBQ on the tree dontchaknow?
Actually, the prettiest tree I think I've ever seen was sand dollars (bleached) with red ribbons hanging as ornaments.
Symbolism and all that.
Maybe I should write a book. Then again I am not named Pippa nor Martha (Thank you God)
Lutfi said he is going to appeal so there is still a chance Shitney will have to testify and turn into a trainwreck again!
***fingers crossed***
Faith Hill's braces are actually cute, but her eyebrow lift is scary and she is way to thin. It is aging her.
These young girls sure seem to grow tired of Leo quickly. Some extra publicity, a trip to the Mediterranean and then its ovah. A guy who cannot seem to have an adult relationship isnt exactly alluring.
Hey, its Tard the grumpy cat!! Yay! Finally someone more deserving of our attention here today!
I read a bit of Pippa's book (don't fucking judge me) and I must say that it is mainly a load of boring and un-original "entertaining" ideas. Girl wants to be Martha Stewart of the UK and to think of a colder ice queen than Martha is inconceivable.
Example: She has a "Fall-themed" game where she ties doughnuts to tree limbs. Everyone has to put their hands behind their back and eat as fast as they can....isn't that what drunks do at bonfires here in the South? At least we have Krispy Kreme. Classy, indeed.
So the marathon is really canceled?
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
Holy cow! I thought that pic was of Robert Twilight twink and was about to comment that Kristen Stewart is actually not as ugly as I thought.
Oh well
BTW, hard to cast shade on Kellie Pickler (for her hair at least) she shaved her head to support a bff battling cancer.
Goopy story is super weird because she told those identical stories in her true hollywood story on E! word for word. What the h-e-double hockey sticks?
Lufti's case was crap--and I'm no Britney fan. Her conservatorship lawyers actually got an order saying she was too unwell to testify. Fine, but she's well enough to put on wigs and appear on whatever show that is?
Leo is a deep intellectual. That's why he only dates lingerie models.
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I repeat: Big Bang has left the building.
whats with his model complex? Weird...
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Well,well,well. I just read on another site that Demi Moore wants Leo back. Maybe ( I seriously doubt) that she charmed her way into his pants.hahaha.....I just made myself laugh.