John Travolta Is The Love Of Kirstie Alley's Life
Who knew that all this time Kristie "Third Wheel" Alley has been waiting in the wings, wishing for the day when John Travolta would finally shave Kelly Preston off of his face and pick her as his new beard. On tonight's 20/20 (via Radar), Kirstie tells Barbara Walters that contrary to popular belief, Krispy Kreme isn't the true love of her life, John Travolta is.
Kirstie says that she fell seriously in love with John while shooting the first Look Who's Talking movie and she never tried to beard him, because she was married at the time to Parker Stevenson. Kirstie says that she wanted to leave Parker and run away with John, but she resisted the urge. In between shooting the second Look Who's Talking movie and the third one, John married his lifelong beard Kelly Preston. Kirstie still considers John the love of her life, but she's happy to be his main fruit fly and cherishes all the time they spend together (aka having a kiki in the Scientology bath house.)
Poor Kirstie. Why isn't Kirstie the one on People Magazine talking about her "miracle baby"? Why isn't Kirstie the one giving John choreographed kisses on the red carpet? Why isn't Kirstie the one holding hands with John in staged photo-ops? Why is it that bitch Kelly Preston? Why didn't John choose her? Oh, Kirstie, always the fag hag, never the beard.
I don't mean to disrespect Kelly Preston's bearding skills, because she is a world-class beard, but Kirstie Alley would've been better. Kirstie would've gladly and loudly lied to everyone about how she gets it on with John all the time and he really knows how to work that dick on her cooch like a real heterosexual. Kirstie would've laid it on extra thick during staged public displays of affection on the red carpet. And every time John came home crying because another massage therapist ran away from his hungry, hungry b-hole, Kirstie would've made him feel better by making him a big pot of cake batter soup with cookie dough bits in it. Then Kirstie would've put on Auntie Mame and let John recite all of Rosalind Russell's lines. She'd gladly take Vera's lines. That's a beard to the end right there. Oh well, it's John Travolta's loss!
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COS is desperate to make John appear less gay. Next thing they'll do is leak a "sex tape" of John having sex with a woman. Bwahahahaha.
Well, I guess this was a directive straight from Xenu: "Bitch, corroborate our 3rd biggest moneymaker's rampant heterosexuality! It will be way believable, what with our track record on this stuff and everything."
He seems to be doing alright then. Good for him. He looks happy anyway.
This is some of what the guy was put through
http://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/p/parker-stevenson.ht...
In case anyone besides me is curious about Parker's whereabouts...
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/10/19/where-are-now-baywatch-s...
Submitted by Daniee on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 8:01pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 7:21pm.
Maybe she ate them?
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LOL.
Its likely they are in the bowels of some ship somewhere conducting tests on some poor souls while having their toe cuticles removed.
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Oooh, I forgot about Xenu's slave ships! Yeah, more cookie dough for Kirstie without those pesky lil' mouths to feed around...Sad.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 7:21pm.
Maybe she ate them?
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LOL.
Its likely they are in the bowels of some ship somewhere conducting tests on some poor souls while having their toe cuticles removed.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 3:02pm.
Why do we never see photos of Kirstie's kids? Aren't $ciento celeb kids required to be papped constantly?
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Maybe she ate them?
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Parker Stevenson graduated from Princeton? Wow! I always loved his name, even if it was made up. It sounded so stodgy and old to have two last names.
Why do we never see photos of Kirstie's kids? Aren't $ciento celeb kids required to be papped constantly?
Submitted by miz cynical: "... but are there really other people out there that stil believe he's straight?"
My mother.
Kristie, John and Kelly are never breaking up. Why don't you do like Madge and find a boy toy, lol I'm surprised to say that in the pic above Travolta still looked "normal"? He looks so bizarre now.
"always the fag hag, never the beard." - lmao MK!
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Well, he's doughy and full of CREAM, so, yeah, I guess he COULD be the love of her life.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Oh.god...when I saw this pix I instantly imagined them nekkid,oiled up,various strap ons/ball gags/ and the pulp fiction gimp scene. Fuck my brain.
I bet he boned Nic Cage while filming Face Off.
I dunno about thus. They both owned homes on vinyl haven in Maine back in the 90's. they might still do.
Dp
I think that Kirstie is a big lezbo. She marries gay Parker Stevenson and has a crush on gay Travolta? Ya, right.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 11:36am.
Submitted by miz cynical on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 9:12am.
are there really other people out there that stil believe he's straight?
My sister does. She's always wanted to marry him. I think most people who aren't familiar with celebrity blogs think he's straight.
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Exactly. I told my brother he was gay a couple of years ago and he looked at me like I had 3 heads.
always the fag hag, never the beard.
HAHAHAHAHAH!! One of the funniest lines ever.
Don't they realize they just make it worse with this obvious bullshit? But, then again, as someone pointed out, a lot of the general public does buy into the charade and that's who they're targeting.
Photobomb!!
Thought Kirstie & Kelly were supposed to be 'besties?' If my 'bestie' suddenly blurted out that she'd been in love with my man for over 20 years, I'd cut that bitch out STAT.
Except that Kelly's a Scientologist, and they don't have that many friends to start with -- so she probably has to grin and stifle her thetans' jealousy.
I hope Kirstie wins the 'next beard' prize as a result of her public confession. Now THAT would be an interesting couple!
So let me get this straight, Kirstie is very good friends with Kelly but goes on national tv to announce she's in love with her husband? Scientologist's are idiots. Who would believe that lie? No real friend in real life (or even hollyweird) would announce such a thing to the world. Kirstie must be getting paid a lot of money by John and the gay midget dwarf control freak, Tommy Girl, to say such obvious lies. COS's need to hire someone full-time to think of some believable lies.
Anything that comes out of their mouth is bs. The thought that she wanted screw John all through the movie Look Who's Talking is hilarious. John only had eyes for his numerous boyfriends. Kirstie is probably gay too.
And the voms just keep on comin'!! Can we say "transparently desperate"?
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Sweetas...I completely agree with you.
This is so out of left field; it SCREAMS PR image clean-up. Ridiculous.
We all still think he's gay, but who really cares???? Just move on with it already, John! Geez.
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I mean it's possible. She wouldn't be the first woman in the world to fall in love with a gay man. He was very good looking when he was younger and probably still in the closet. She's probably waiting for the day that Scientology "cures him". Or not. But they've stayed good friends for many years.
I couldn't see anyone wanting to be Kelly's friend because she is such a bitch. And a basic looking bitch at that. She's lucky she got the bearding job of the century, cause she didn't have much else going for her.
Submitted by miz cynical on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 9:12am.
are there really other people out there that stil believe he's straight?
My sister does. She's always wanted to marry him. I think most people who aren't familiar with celebrity blogs think he's straight.
That's the Narcanon talking. Cocaine is the love of her life. Poor crazy thing, threw away Parker.
I can totally believe it. She seems like the sort who needs an adoring gay friend more than she needs a sex partner.
Sort of like Jennifer Saunders' character in "The Life and Times of Vivienne Vyle."
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I think she actually means it. I googled Parker Stevenson and he looks like a blond John Travolta in the face. Kirstie obviously prefers dark haired guys.
So how much did the CO$ pay Kirstie to talk about John's hetero prowess? 1/2 off her next 10 auditing sessions?
"man fruit fly" hahahaha MK, your imagery is just delicious!
I actually can visualize Kirstie and John as a possible couple...they both like the black dick, right? So they could share chocolate men and share chocolate ice cream afterwards...
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Kirstie needs to dance less and go back to the Strasberg acting academy after this unconvincing performance.
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This is THE farce of the century!
Everyone knows Kelly Preston is THE top beard in the world, hands down. She's got John on lockdown.
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I saw a clip for this on the View or some shit and Kirstie could barely look Babs in the eye/ or say it with a straight face. I was like, really Kirstie? Maybe she gets a cut or something. This shit doesn't even make sense. Such a blatant attempt to make him seem hetero.
I know that us Dlisters know the truth, but are there really other people out there that stil believe he's straight?
(Eye roll) Bitch please. Anytime a CO$ celeb opens their mouth, bullshit pukes out.
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MK, file this under "why are you pulling my dick?".
"always a fag hag, never a beard" is classic. Made me LOL for several minutes. MK is a national treasure. Goddamn.
John would have been better off with Kirstie. I'm sure she has her faults but she seems more generous and able to laugh and good natured than that sour frigid beeyotch.
Even though Kirstie has been getting down with the devil-Sciento, I think she could do way better than Travolting.
But you guys are right....just another half assed attempt at some pr for these losers.
While I imagine Kristie and John might be pals, something tells me this is a Scientology PR move to make John seem not gay, in a "take one for the team" for us please xo Scientology, kinda move via Kristie.
M.K. Posts the greatest caption picture's! Genuis shit...this and. Cee-lows picture had me in hysterics!
I loved them in that movie! Wtf is wrong with this heffa? Too much cocaine!
The plot thickens ... literally.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
That's exactly what I was going to say of course she loves him she is a genuine fag hag in her purest form....it's always us clueless fat girlys who either gravitate to the gays or them to us like magnets on a fridge I say...
John Travolta's wealth is estimated to be $155-160 mil. Just his collection of jets would be valued in the $40 mil range.
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Submitted by ProfessorVP on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 12:08am.
I know I've asked this rhetorical question before, but... WTF is the use of having 40 million dollars and a plane and houses and acres of land when you have to live a really weird and secretive life, and settle for quickies in saunas, then read about it 2 weeks later? Seriously, can money and big shiny toys- I don't mean Kirstie's pommelos- compensate for sanity, reality?
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John has only recently come under fire for being a closeted gay. He has been able to lead a very wealthy life with his boyfriends on the side for many years.
Kirstie is full of shit. She knows John's as gay as Liberace and Elton John.
if you've ever read Marilu Henner's autobiography, there certainly was a time when she and John enjoyed f*cking each other. he's gotta be Bi.
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