Hot Slut Of The Day!
A 28-year-old British bartender who was formerly known as Emma-Louise Hodges and is now known as Miss Pussy Galore Honey Rider Solitaire Plenty O’Toole May Day Xenia Onatopp Holly Goodhead Tiffany Case Kissy Suzuki Mary Goodnight Jinx Johnson Octopussy Domino Moneypenny. No, that isn’t Uma Thurman’s baby’s full name (her baby’s name is waaaay-aaay longer). That’s Emma-Louise’s new legal name and it’s all the names of her favorite Bond Girls. Usually, we hear about celebrities slapping a jacked up name on their innocent baby, so it’s refreshing to get a story about a grown adult giving herself a fucked up name that I wouldn’t even give to a ferret.
Emma-Louise is really hard up on James Bond and has always wanted to be a Bond Girl and since she has no fucks to give and has the time to write all those names on an official name changing form, she made that dream come true. Emma-Louise tells The Sun that she’s going to go by the name Miss Moneypenny. (Side note: She should go by the name “Bitch Is Crazy” since that’s what her friends and family are going to call her from now on.) Miss Moneypenny, who is single and looking for a man in case you didn’t already figure that out, said this to The Sun:
“I’ve always admired actresses like Honor Blackman and Ursula Andress — and the innuendo of some names has always made me giggle. Ultimately though, I’m a good down-to-earth girl, so I opted for Miss Moneypenny as the main name — even though she’s not technically a Bond girl.”
Nobody’s going to call her Miss Moneypenny, because that’s not her first name. And that’s exactly why this Bondaloonie is a HSOTD. Because when she’s sitting in a doctor’s office waiting room, the nurse will come out and say, “Miss Pussy, we’re ready for your pap smear.“