Fist Brown Is Really Trying To Be A Better Person

November 2, 2012 / Posted by:

Chris Brown tells MTV’s This Is How I Made It (via UsWeekly) that a lot of people see him as the throbbing asshole boil that he truly is and he knows they might always think that, but he doesn’t care, because he knows deep within the mound of Lucifer shit in his chest that he’s doing what he can to be a better person.

“Having to get personal opinion back and having to gain personal success back. . . it’s not all the way back, you know? But it’s one of my most humbling experiences. I can’t hate people for making judgment on me or making a decision of liking me or not liking me. All I can do is try to be better as a person, and I’m good with knowing everything isn’t always going to be perfect.”

No, Chris won’t hate you if you think he’s trash. He’ll just break a bottle over your head, punch you in the face and call you a faggot. That’s all. Let’s see, Chris has thrown a chair through a window at Good Morning America, got into a fight with Wheelchair Jimmy, stole a girl’s iPhone, dressed up like a terrorist for Halloween and rage whined on Twitter about everything. Yup, he’s definitely showing us that he’s a better person and he’s not a rage-filled monster who needs to have a seat on Oprah’s favorite frozen dildo. Keep up the good work, Fist!

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