Open Post: Hosted By Casper Smart & JLo

November 1, 2012 / Posted by:

It’s crap like this that actually makes me miss Skeletor.

JLo and her leased piece Casper Smart dressed up as hippies to celebrate Halloween in Düsseldorf, Germany and she posted all the gross pictures on her site. When are we going to get to the part where Casper puts out a rap song, gets dumped by JLo, gets super fat, goes on Celebrity Fit Club and then eventually moves to Chatsoworth, CA? Raid JLo’s purse while you still can, Casper!

Don’t tell me that JLo is making a heart with her hands. JLo is making a glory hole with her hands and she knows what Casper Smart does every time he sees a glory hole. He sticks his tongue in it hoping to find the tip of a peen on the other side. He won’t find a peen tip this time. He’ll just find JLo. What a tease that JLo is.

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