Thursday, November 1st 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Casper Smart & JLo

It's crap like this that actually makes me miss Skeletor.

JLo and her leased piece Casper Smart dressed up as hippies to celebrate Halloween in Düsseldorf, Germany and she posted all the gross pictures on her site. When are we going to get to the part where Casper puts out a rap song, gets dumped by JLo, gets super fat, goes on Celebrity Fit Club and then eventually moves to Chatsoworth, CA? Raid JLo's purse while you still can, Casper!

Don't tell me that JLo is making a heart with her hands. JLo is making a glory hole with her hands and she knows what Casper Smart does every time he sees a glory hole. He sticks his tongue in it hoping to find the tip of a peen on the other side. He won't find a peen tip this time. He'll just find JLo. What a tease that JLo is.

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Submitted by from athens on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 6:34am.
thank you for explaining me owl,I got it right now you are so wise

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I seriously had to read this a few times to understand what you were saying. I'm not wise, no need to get sarcastic, I just wanted to clear that up because I actually thought Within wasn't even on the D any longer, which should tell you that even I'm not sure about her. *shrug*

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REDMOND's picture

At least Skeletor was age appropriate and didn't reek of gay rumors.

RandéSleepover's picture

Single mom leaves "Thanks" in lieu of tip on $138 resto bill:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2226631/Single-mom-sorry--The-ti...

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I repeat: Big Bang has left the building.

louise_brooks's picture

Whamo- you are not kidding. The bill is already outrageous and they are talking about if she doesn't start eating in the next couple of days she may need a feeding tube. But that is only temporary. Then they were talking about endoscopes, exploratory surgery, and on..... It's ridiculous. And basically we know no more then we knew on Monday when we first took her in.

Thanks for the good thoughts guys. I was supposed to hear from them by 10, but they haven't called yet. I'm avoiding calling them.

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She is so stupid & he is so gross.

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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."

TelevisedRevolution's picture

i think those muscles in Casper's lower abdomen, the Ken Doll torso muscles, are implants. they just stuck some silicone sausage casing up there. they are just so freakishly huge and unwieldy looking.

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God don't like ugly.

loopygorilla's picture

caspen is pounding jlo's tuna like there's no tomorrow.

from athens's picture

thank you for explaining me owl,I got it right now you are so wise

Hekki's picture

Submitted by whateveridontcare: "She did it better the first time, 10 years ago

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/photo_galleries/regular_galleri...
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With a better piece at her side, too.

stinkbutt's picture

These two are soooo annoying, and Casper is really grossing me out. I kinda miss Skeletor, but I would never want to see Skeletor with his shirt off and lower torso showing...ew, I don't even wanna see this douche.

WinterOwl22's picture

Lol Within, right? Let's mak LaChay's bday a week long celebration! XD

My mom is doing great. Still taking it easy but she is healing nicely. Thanks for asking. : )

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WithinReason...'s picture

Hey Wowlie, how's momma today? Hope good! :)

LaChay, is going to have to clarify which day is her birthday. So far, I count 3, lolol is she celebrating all week? Yass!

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Happy Birfday LaChaylo!

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Hey people!

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Happy Birthday LaChaylo!! (I'm too shy to say what I did in your honor)

Just watched an interview by Sean Hannity of Clint Eastwood on Fox and Clint is a sharp as a tack.

I love this guy; he is a true American Icon.

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squirrels to the nuts!

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SpottedDogRanch, those were funny ♫ You keep making me reek, frozen in Cadbury! ♫ ollollol

ETA: RandéS, I can't with those pants and dress! FRUITS? Fug freak bubblegum hippies!

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RandéSleepover's picture

Hippies as imagined by someone who never saw one.

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I repeat: Big Bang has left the building.

WithinReason...'s picture

Whamo, did you get your kitty back? Just curious cuz you took him in so late? He ok now? :)

@Louise, is your kitty not well?

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 12:54am.

I hope your kitty feels better soon! And yours too, louise_brooks.

Animal friends are an important part of the family.

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ubmitted by Anonymouse73 on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:37pm.
is Casper SMART supposed to be an ironic name?
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his intelligence is near invisible

Whamo's picture

@ Wheezy.....well let's hope she's going to be alright, mind you you might need a doctor when they give you the bill, man do they every have you by the emotional short hairs. They can charge you whatever and you'd pay it!

Perfect example of 'just because you have perfect abs doesn't mean you're sexy'.

Anonymouse73's picture

Yuck. That torso just looks nasty to me.
Btw, is Casper SMART supposed to be an ironic name? Cuz...yeah..

SpottedDogRanch's picture

Misheard song lyrics:

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2012/10/31/misheard-song-lyrics/

It should make you laugh. :-)

louise_brooks's picture

Whamo- she'll be 11 in just a couple of weeks. The only time she's ever stopped eating before is when she had a little cold. They even gave her the appetite stimulant and it didn't do anything. So frustrating!

Whamo's picture

@ Wheezy.......wow. How old is she? Have you ever had problems in the past with her?

louise_brooks's picture

Whamo- Glad your little guy is doing better. They are running every thing they can think of that is non-invasive on my kitty. They did a whole battery of tests and are monitoring her. Today she got liver function and urineanalysis tests to see if maybe there is some kind of hidden kidney infection. We should have the results back in the morning. It's so frustrating because she is otherwise acting normally but was vomiting up her food all Sunday and then just stopped eating later that afternoon. That was the last time she ate.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 9:53pm.

I love all of Shirley Bassey's Bond themes too.
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I don't know if we talked about it but youtube Shirley with the band Propeller Head do a tune called History Repeating. It's an awesome tune!

I'm waiting for his pants to fall down. At least, I'll get something for my two cents.

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Whamo's picture

@ Weezy.......aw man I'm sorry to here about your kitty! I was lucky in that I know what the problem is (see below) and he's here with me. That's a drag, I hope the figure it out for you.
I guess they're.running tests?

@ Luc......ya can you believe that, some people actually do...hmmphf...hmmpppfft...BWAAAAHAHAHA!!!

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Whamo- your kitty is sick, too? Mine is spending the 2nd night in a row in the animal hospital because she won't eat. They cannot find anything wrong with her at all, but refusing food means something is not right. I was joking with one of the techs tonight that we need a vet version of Dr. House.

Good thoughts for your little guy!

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 9:35pm.
So I just watched my first and last episode of Vampire Diaries. Sweeet Geeezuz what a load of Emo, High school, pussafeid, vapid, poorly acted ridiculous, vacuous codwholloping pile of horeshit!

LOL! There are people here who like Vampire Diaries? Holy shit!

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 8:28pm.
Since I'm a cardholder, the girl already had it bagged for me, gave me a Chanel makeup bag with it, gave me a mini-lipstick, mini-lipgloss, lipstick sampler & mini-mascara samples. Quite a haul since Chanel is never too big on giving samples.

Oh my God, please take me shopping with you! I'll faint with excitement every five minutes! I actually hate shopping because I am the worst decision-maker ever, but I like shopping with someone who knows what I want more than I do. I doubt Stardust and the X-mas collection has been released here but I'll check.

You will LOVE Skyfall if you love Craig. It's the first Craig Bond where I finally "get it" with him being Bond. I thought Adele's theme started off nicely, it went well with the opening montage, but then at one point I was like "Is this song still on?" Haha. I love all of Shirley Bassey's Bond themes too.

Whamo's picture

So I just watched my first and last episode of Vampire Diaries. Sweeet Geeezuz what a load of Emo, High school, pussafeid, vapid, poorly acted ridiculous, vacuous codwholloping pile of horeshit! Bwahaaaa
I'm sorry I know some of you like it but I would rather (and probably have) watch the mating habits of a dung beatle. :P lol!!!!

dorian_graye's picture

I think those are the most defined cum gutters i've ever seen on a man. Good show!

Fujicat's picture

Saw this, dry heaved and wondered how long it took JLo's sweatshop slaves to sew this matchy-matchy
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..

Twat Muffin's picture

Lucifer -- awww, thanks, hon; I take that as a real compliment! I got mine at Nordstrom's. Since I'm a cardholder, the girl already had it bagged for me, gave me a Chanel makeup bag with it, gave me a mini-lipstick, mini-lipgloss, lipstick sampler & mini-mascara samples. Quite a haul since Chanel is never too big on giving samples. You're pale, right? Otherwise, Star Dust will not work on anyone but the really, really pale.

I really want to see "Skyfall," too. I LOVE Daniel Craig and I actually like Adele's song, it has a 60's sound to it. My favorite Bond movies were the Sean Connery ones, he was the sexiest mofo ever, but I love Craig, too. For retro Bond music, check out "Goldfinger" by Shirley Bassey and "Thunderball" by Tom Jones, 2 of my favorites.

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Twatty baby, thanks for letting me know. I can't find those online, but I'm heading out tomorrow for some shopping and will check if they have it in stores. I had my eye on Clarins's Holiday blushes but I will most certainly check out the Stardust if they have it.

Now whenever I sashay past the Chanel counter I always think of you!

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Anyway. Just got back from seeing Skyfall. It is, without any doubt, my favourite Bond film of all time. There were a lot of references to the classic Bonds, Naomie Harris was really hot, Javier Bardem was creepy as hell, and on the whole it was Daniel Craig's best performance. It had a nice feel to it and a good balance of funny and sad. The only thing I hated was that lousy theme song by Adele.

And oh, when Bond falls into the water in the beginning you can see his bulge pretty clearly in his trousers. You won't even need to look out for it. That or his big ass booty.

Twat Muffin's picture

Lucifer -- hey, I wanted to tell you I got the Chanel holiday blush in "Star Dust" and the nail polish in "Malice." Beautiful colors.

Whamo -- Team Uno! Give him a kiss from Aunt Twat!

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She seems to be missing a nose.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 7:45pm.

Another one with a janky Halloween costume.

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Better a janky costume than janky toenails. You can take off a janky costume!

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Whamo's picture

@ Hekki....ya not knowing is awful, the first time he was howling this god awful howl looking at me saying "buddy you gotta do something here" this time I knew what was up so I got him in right away.

@ Doggie....yes I hear ya :)

@ SDR.....Mini Donkeys!! Oh man I'd love a mini donkey OR one of those pygmy baby goats those are just cute man if I had the land I would definitely do the same thing you are.

Hekki's picture

Another one with a janky Halloween costume.

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LaChaylo ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Not sure if you saw my response the other day to the MAVS beating the LAKERS.
*bows down again*