Night Crumbs
These pictures make more sense when I tell you that Jenny McCarthy didn’t even know it was Halloween – Hollywood Tuna
In conclusion, ASkars is doing everybody except you and me – Lainey Gossip
George Lucas donated $4 billion to educational charities, which means in every American school Galactic Empire History will replace American History and whatever the hell language Jar Jar Binks speaks will replace Spanish – The Superficial
This list is incomplete without Uncle Poodle – The Berry
Professional beard Camille Belle found another job – Celebitchy
Just please don’t let those annoying little British girls that Ellen DeGeneres is obsessed with do a cover of this – Towleroad
“NO FACE/NO CHAT” is all the replies Kelly Brook would get if she put these pics on Grindr – IDLYITW
Gillian Anderson’s hair looks like that, because she was rolling naked around on the carpet with David Duchovny all day, obviously – Popoholic
One gold star for Katy Perry’s Halloween costume – Popsugar
Walking around nipples out naked in a tanning salon might be the least crazy thing Amanda Bynes has ever done – ICYDK
Simon Baker and an emotionless concrete pillar announced something together – Just Jared
Mr. Floppers needs to stop playing and get a pedicure, because his feets look a mess – OMG Blog
Every day is Halloween for Janice Dickinson – Celebslam
Selena Gomez has approximately 2.35 facial expressions – Cityrag
Methinks Mimi’s 8-hour soothing massage was just her massage therapist punching a Nicki Minaj doll in front of her over and over again – Hollywood Rag
Kelsey Grammer can eat an anus, because no Camille Grammer costume is complete without two medicine ball titties, hot moves and a dragon mask – Videogum
RiRi actually wore clothes for the first part of her Halloween night – Moe Jackson
LeAnn Rimes dressed up as Sandy for Halloween. Nope, she didn’t plan that at all. – I’m Not Obsessed