“I Am Scatwoman, Hear Me Fart!”

November 1, 2012 / Posted by:

On the West Coast, Pimp Mama Kris handed out chocolate-covered GPS tracking chips covered to unsuspecting children who have no idea that once they eat it, she’ll be able to find them at all times so she can slither into their bedrooms at night and power the dark orb in her chest by siphoning the innocence out of them. And on the East Coast, several of Pimp Mama Kris’ hardest working whores whored it up at a Whoreoween party in Miami.

Kim went as Katwoman, Kanye Kardashian went as a gay fish dressed as a bat, the slow one went as Batgirl, the hanger-on one went as The Riddler, someone went as Bruce Jenner and Scott Isadick went as Robin. I like how Scott stuffed his costume pants with a silicone nutsack since PMK confiscated his real ones a long time ago.

In other news, a smog alert was issued for the Miami area and I’m sure it had nothing to do with the musty toxic stench that wafted out of Kim’s ass after she was cut out of that rubber katsuit last night.


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