"I Am Scatwoman, Hear Me Fart!"
On the West Coast, Pimp Mama Kris handed out chocolate-covered GPS tracking chips covered to unsuspecting children who have no idea that once they eat it, she'll be able to find them at all times so she can slither into their bedrooms at night and power the dark orb in her chest by siphoning the innocence out of them. And on the East Coast, several of Pimp Mama Kris' hardest working whores whored it up at a Whoreoween party in Miami.
Kim went as Katwoman, Kanye Kardashian went as a gay fish dressed as a bat, the slow one went as Batgirl, the hanger-on one went as The Riddler, someone went as Bruce Jenner and Scott Isadick went as Robin. I like how Scott stuffed his costume pants with a silicone nutsack since PMK confiscated his real ones a long time ago.
In other news, a smog alert was issued for the Miami area and I'm sure it had nothing to do with the musty toxic stench that wafted out of Kim's ass after she was cut out of that rubber katsuit last night.
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whatever happened to imagination in women's costumes? i had a friend who dressed up as a giant penis one year - said she was "DICK" Cheney. another year she had a giant hypodermic needle sprouting from her chest - she was Uma Thurman's character in "Pulp Fiction".
nowadays you just flash your titty balls and you're good to go!
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Why are people so furious about these famewhores?! They get it from their mom. They're not intellectual and you would have hoped that Rob maybe would have gone to law school but THIS IS WHAT COMES FROM LETTING OJ OFF!!!
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Who is the joker?? (OK, we all know they all are)But really, who is it?
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MK stop posting about this garbage.. please.. I loathe them..
@Hekki
"her costume looks like a garbage bag painted with Wite-Out stitching"
Sean Young's homemade Catwoman costume from the "Joan Rivers Show", then?
Except I don't think Sean was creative enough to use Wite-Out.
This reminds me of one of the doormen in our building who is an insane Mets fan. He made a mask that looks like Batman's (but he's "MetsMan"). There's also a cape, and I don't know about the body suit and don't want to because he's a portly fellow.
The mask is a bit janky, and when he wore his costume to the game he was heckled and the mask broke somehow (I think someone threw something at it).
Anyway, this bitch has more money than god, but her costume looks like a garbage bag painted with Wite-Out stitching. It also looks greasy and I'd bet you dollars to donuts they used WD-40 on that zipper up the back to get it closed.
Even dressed in all black she still looks fat as fuck. And thank you for covering your face. You did the public a huge favor.
Ugh looking at these pictures makes me stabby.
She reminds me of an EX friend of mine who always just HAD to be the center of attention in everything. Every single damn picture was like, look at me, I’m the hottest bitch in this place, look how nice my make up looks (caked it on and always took 2 + hours to get ready-to even go to the damn grocery store), look at this pose, me, me, me. That’s why shes an ex friend, cared more about her upstaging everyone then being an actual friend. That’s the type of girl Kim seems like to me, guess that’s why she’s never seen with anyone other than her family.
Kourtney looks like Marie Osmand.
CashewTime - It's called liposuction, body sculpting, and a Brazilian butt lift.
So Scott's IsaDick Grayson? (Sorry.) Anyways, what, is he too cool to wear a mask? Robin wears a mask. Other than that, this costume is the only thing this guy's ever done I don't loathe.
Kimmy went as Poison Ivy last year and some random boyfriend of hers went as Robin so apparently this is a theme with them, although probably not due to a personal interest in "Batman" but rather due to the fact superheroes wear very tight costumes.
I agree Kim's Halloween costume looks better than Hathaway and her broke-ass "Julie Newmar in 1966 rip-off" outfit which is really sad considering that movie had a budget of hundreds of millions.
I don't find Kim's costume flattering at all. Usually she hides her cellulite and bulges well. Not last night. Kourtney usually has a great body. I'm not sure why she looks chubby here. Maybe it's the angle of the photos. I wish these people would get the fuck out of Miami already.
Dizzick is a turd... the sock in his underwear is all crookedy.
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Okay, I'm convinced PMK is a secret staff writer for the DM because I read this there first:
"She slipped herself into the skin-tight suit"
Come the fuck on!! It took six pots of Mama June's sketti sauce, eight minders, and an on-call lipo tech to get her into this shit!!
There are also like 3 stories in the sidebar about "kendall, the klassy kardashian"(she's not a kardashian, aduh)...she's a teenager allowed to drop out of school to be Pimp Mama'd and dresses like a 25 year old, okay?!
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I'm confused. Who is dressed up as The Riddler???
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They're like a 90's review of Batman.
I know that some people are partial to Michelle Pfieffer and I certainly idolized her as Catwoman but this close to Dark Knight Rises, I think you should do that Hathaway look.
Hathaway was awesome in it. She deserves all the promotion she can get so we can have a Catwoman movie.
Guess Khloe & Lamar are done. While I was waiting in line at the grocery store, I saw she has a front page "my life without Lamar" story in one of the tabloids, claiming Lamar has left her. She probably wasn't there because she's hosting X Factor.
CashewTime, that photo of Nicki Minaj is adorable. For why does she want to look like a clown when she is so pretty naturally? I don't get it.
Aren't these people rich? Why do all of their costumes look like they came from Party City?
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Gotta give the Scatwoman points for good use of Spanx this time. Those industrial strength version Spanx did wonders for her frumpy bloat!!!
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 2:56pm.
Hey Twatty!
If you look like Christina Hendricks, I'd say you're hot enough. My best friend in high school was like you, and all the boys wanted that slut! I had such a jealous. Hey, how do you like my new avie? I'm trying to spread hairy man awareness to the younger, confused folks. We need to start a Hairy Menz Appreciation Society.
I think Minaj got implants. Or gained weight and then lipod to emphasize it. Look at this old pic:
http://www.last.fm/music/Nicki+Minaj/+images/82340065
She's tiny! Is also very pretty too.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 3:08pm.
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Well nothing would supprise me with all these whack job anyway.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 3:08pm.
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LOL, I agree, usually it's just a big badonk on Minaj but she's had some odd promo pics done, like the fake nude suit that make hers look as if she's trying to hone in on KKartrash' game. :)
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I'm not gunna lie my two thoughts about this were:
1) Wow, that girl looks really pretty
2) I wonder if that is even really Kim, it doesn't look a thing like her face.
I also think the body looks surprisingly good in a lot of the pics, but I attribute that to the slimming poses because in the pic of just her and Riddler or the one of her from behind she looks about 15 pounds heavier than in the main pic.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 2:08pm.
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How about Nicki Minaj Whamo. I don't know if it's photoshop but her (fake) butt looks strange also, lolol
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Ya but she's got that full black ass thing goin on,I've seen that before but trashadrian's looks weird droopy on the bottom of her bottom, she's seems to have one of a kind of an ass.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 2:11pm.
those costumes are not very forgiving are they? Kim: you need to lay off the ding dong's and hohos, Ho.
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What happens when your man won't let you put his dick in your mouth. You gotta eat the cravings away.
Stupid whore.
She must have cathed herself because there is no way she could have taken that off to pee.
Jennika7 -- I don't think Jonathan swings that way, hon. The only thing that's ever sat on his face has a twig & berries hanging from it.
tonicbitch -- that's more like it! God, that video's sad, though, isn't it? Reminds me of what our poor east coast people went through this week. I've limited my viewing of the coverage because I knew I'd be crying my ass off.
Cashew -- hey, hon! I know, I'm almost envious of her body in that costume because they really contained her fat ass. I wish someone could come over to my house whenever I get gussied up and could make me look like that. But I don't want her face; I like my face.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
What a pack of morons.
The other day, TMZ referred to Scott and Kourtney as "almost-engaged" and it was LOL times.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 1:55pm.
Question of the day: Why is Whamo inspecting male bulge so closely?
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hey now lol...Little Rascal said she was in "awe" so I looked to see what "awe" was :P
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Twatty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9VpwmtnOZc
How does she look so good in that suit? Her tummy disappeared overnight, and I actually find myself envious (ugh). I'm also getting bored with these people and their leeching off of society, because it's not like they give anything back (except for Kanye, who does have a foundation that helps kids). Kanye might be a craycray, but he's too smart for these people, and he's only ruining his career. Hopefully he realizes that soon and dumps her dumb ass. There are plenty of big asses for him to choose from.
That guy Jonathan is so fucking up her ass. Doesn't he have other friends he can hang out with? I bet she sat on his face and he got trapped in her ass. gross
I would ride Scott hard!
LOL Tonicbitch! If only.
@Twatty, what would be more devastating than that?
They all have weird bulges but Isadick's looks particularly "happy" to be surrounded by leather gimps... amateur! ;)
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tonicbitch -- good one, hon, but imagine something more devastating to people & the environment!!!
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"I'd LOVE to have a batmobile, I wouldn't wear a Batman suit but I'd drive that som bitch all over town no probs"
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 2:08pm.
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How about Nicki Minaj Whamo. I don't know if it's photoshop but her (fake) butt looks strange also, lolol
And I don't want to know what either looks like without the suffocating sausage encasing!
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Twatty, I imagine the removal process will look something like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lom70GtwtEU&feature=related
As much as it hurts my fingers to type this, bitch looks a thousand times better as Catwoman than Anne OMBARF Hathaway.
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swear to christ i thought kourtney was elizabeth pena. sorry, elizabeth pena.
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those costumes are not very forgiving are they?
Kim: you need to lay off the ding dong's and hohos, Ho.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 1:20pm.
We have a guy here that has more money than brains who purchased an exact replica of the original batmobile (yes, weird).
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I'd LOVE to have a batmobile, I wouldn't wear a Batman suit but I'd drive that som bitch all over town no probs.
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 1:47pm.
Didn't she get implants stuffed in her ass?
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I don't know but I can't think of any other fat assed chick who's ass is shaped like that. Something about the bottom round part just looks weird.