Night Crumbs
Kate Moss talks to Vanity Fair about crying tears over Johnny Depp and getting “Mossed.” No, getting “Mossed” isn’t the act of smoking swamp moss. – Lainey Gossip
Ricky Martin tweets a truly versatile picture of himself. You can either Photoshop yourself bending over in front of him or you can Photoshop yourself working him from behind. Any way you want it! – Towleroad
Happy Slutoween from Wayne Gretzky’s daughter – Hollywood Tuna
Rosie Huntington-Whateverly’s dress looks like taco lettuce – Drunken Stepfather
Doug Hutchison is smiling because he knows what he’s going to do with that unicorn horn later. And Courtney Stodden’s costume is the reason why I stopped taking Ecstasy. – The Superficial
Panty Creamer of the Day: Johan Akan – The Berry
Every time Taylor Swift says “dark and twisty,” a black licorice Red Vine kills itself – Celebitchy
Cee Lo might’ve used his tiny arms to molest a woman – Celebitchy
“We have the same personalities” – Nicole ScherMINGEr to that umbrella handle – Popoholic
Nicole Richie and Benji Madden seem really into it – Popsugar
That last zing from Governor Chris Christie probably made Gretchen Carlson’s hard drive malfunction – IDLYITW
And right after Brad Pitt handed over that $100,00, he whispered, “But don’t try to get gay marriage legal in ALL the states just yet, because then I have to marry Angie like tomorrow!” – Just Jared
Tragedy in a pair of leg warmers – SOW
Happy Catoween! – Cityrag
Expect a Guns ‘N Roses album in 20 years – Hollywood Rag
Tommy Girl wants more Mission Impossible – I’m Not Obsessed
Even a natural disaster isn’t going to stop Evelyn Lozada from being an idiot – Crunk + Disorderly