Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 31, 2012 / Posted by:

Patrick’s sister (as played by Lisa Fuller) from the 1987 movie The Monster Squad!

When your little brother and his little squad of monster fighters need a virgin to save the world by reciting some German shit to open a portal that will suck in all the monsters, don’t lie to him and tell him that you’re still a card carrying member of the V club and that you didn’t let that dirt bag trash Steve pluck your cherry. That ain’t the time to tell lies about how you left your purity all over Steve’s peen. That’s why Patrick’s sister is the best. The monsters are minutes away from murdering the entire world and after Patrick’s sister recites that German crap, nothing happens and the dumb slut finally admits that she boned Steve. Bitch is trying to pull some “if you don’t admit it, it didn’t happen” shit. You can’t wish your cherry back, I’ve tried.

There’s not many scenes on YouTube starring Patrick’s hot slut sister, so we’ll have to settle for this for now:

That innocent baby pink bow isn’t fooling anyone, ho.

Happy Slutoween!

(For Lahoma)

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