Would You Hit It?

October 30, 2012 / Posted by:

As his ice block of a wife shot scenes as Grace Kelly with Milo Ventimiglia for Grace of Monaco, Keith Urban wrapped his huevos in Spandex to go swimming in the pool of his hotel. It’s nice knowing that when the hot pavement burns the bottom of Keith’s feet, he makes the same pained look he makes when he breaks his boner after making the mistake of gently slapping his peen against Nicole’s concrete forehead.

Personally, I prefer vintage Keith Urban when he looked like a Til Tuesday era Aimee Mann as hipster Colonel Sanders, but I’d still hit Keith Urban of today. The meatball with tentacles tattoo really did it for me.

And it was really smart of Nicole Kidman to make the hotel put statues of her all around the pool area, so Keith never forgets her while she’s working. The resemblance is uncanny and I’m sure Keith also made the mistake of gently slapping his peen against that statue’s forehead.

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