Oh, CoCo….

October 30, 2012 / Posted by:

Right before Hurricane Sandy, caused deaths, knocked out power to millions, ate homes, ruined lives, drowned the boardwalk in Atlantic City and flooded my favorite restaurant (I know, it’s always about ME), the exquisite lady T-Rex that is CoCo went on the terrace of her New Jersey apartment to show her Twitter followers the power of the storm (and nothing else, of course). You can tell that the winds are REALLY strong, because CoCo’s rock hard sand bag titties are slightly swaying in the weeeeeeeend. You can tell it’s really wet out there, because it’s precipitatating all over CoCo’s chichis (precipititties!). Oh, CoCo always manages to bring the demure elegance even in a natural disaster.

And to those of you who aren’t reading this because you’re too busy trying snort Sanka crystals since your power was turned off, I will eat a Breakfast in a Can in solidarity with you. And I will also curse Lindsay Lohan’s positive thoughts for getting so coked up that they didn’t make the trip to the East Coast. Like with everything, blame it on a Lohan. Stay safe!

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