OctoMom’s Son Watched Her Self-Love Porn

October 30, 2012 / Posted by:

Gina B (not to be confused with Gina G) the nanny who used to work for OctoMom and said that she gets drunk on vodka and cranberry juice all the time, is spilling more secrets and this one I didn’t need to know. I’m passing it on to you, because we will suffer and scrub the sucio images out of our brain with a rusty Chore Boy together!

OctoMom said a couple of months ago that the older members of her child army sort of know that the food she put on their table came from her tickling her twat on camera. Well if Gina is telling the truth, then at least one of Octo’s mom kids not only knows about the video, he’s seen it with his own eyes. (“So that’s why he always runs away screaming from the cafeteria when it’s open-faced meat lasagna day” said OctoMom’s son’s teacher.)

TMZ says that back in June, Gina ratted out Octo to Child Protective Services after finding out that the 11-year-old OctoKid was watching porn on his phone and it wasn’t just any porn, it was his mom’s porn. Octo somehow found out that her 11-year-old son was watching her scratch cat in her debut porn movie and asked Gina to block the site from his phone. Gina couldn’t block the site from his phone, because Octo wouldn’t give her the password to it. Octo apparently handled the situation herself by telling her son to stay away from porn.

Walking in on your parents doing stuff that you never want to see them doing is scarring enough, so I can only image the emotional scars that are left on your soul when you watch a video of your mom doing that to herself. That 11-year-old kid just won a free pass to do whatever the hell he wants.

Cop: So, I pulled you over, because there’s five bloody limbs hanging out of your trunk, you were driving 150 mph in a stolen car, you mowed down a litter of kittens, your backseat is filled with weed you stole from a medical marijuana dispensary, you reek of a Lohan and worst of all, you’re blasting a Carly Rae Jepsen song.

OctoKid: My mom is OctoMom and I watched her porn when I was 11.

Cop: Have a good night, sir. Drive safe. Do you need a police escort to the strip club?

And obviously, Octo should take away his phone and use the money to pay for daily, intensive hypnotherapy sessions.

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