Night Crumbs

October 30, 2012 / Posted by:

Disney bought Lucasfilm for $6 billion, which means another Star Wars movie is coming in 2015, which means Jar Jar Binks might be back. Nerd nightmares do come true! – Coming Soon 

Don’t tell me this isn’t a picture of Jennifer Lawrence posing with the Kardashians in their natural state – Lainey Gossip 

Another gem for Pimp Mama Kris’ wall of family pride – The Superficial 

I should thank Madge too, because asking my mom to buy me a Breathless Mahoney doll was my way of coming out – Towleroad

IN THIS ECONOMY, Adrianne Curry is recycling Slut-o-ween costumes – Hollywood Tuna 

Miranda Kerr goes topless in GQ” is a sentence I feel like I’ve written a million times – Drunken Stepfather

The Bitch Goes Down Ballet – The Berry 

Taking your baby to a party at the Playboy Mansion is a GOOD idea, because Hef’s hos will know exactly what to do when your baby poops itself and needs to be burped – Celebitchy

Ashley Greene looks like a functioning corpse in GQPopoholic

Adam Levine defends Xtina’s fupa – IDLYITW

Meanwhile, Simon Cowell’s face looks like a caramel marshmallow slowing exploding in the microwave – Just Jared

Wet dreams shattered, Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron kind of hate each other – ICYDK

CoCo’s camel toe can levitate – Cityrag

Jennifer Aniston does a Smart Water photo-op, tries to pass it off as a casual shopping trip – Popsugar

Derek J is a honey-baked goddess but this explains Kim Zolciak’s dreadful wig situation – Crunk + Disorderly

No, he isn’t – I’m Not Obsessed

Madge calls Elton John a nice ass. I see what you did there, Madge – OMG Blog

Donald Trump lets us all know that he’s still a piece of dried shit – Videogum

Hulk Hogan’s family should be embarrassed about being HogansHollywood Rag 

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